i got flow, you know i got flow
I whipped up a flow while working tonight. I'm considering several titles for it. I may name it Astronomical Anal, or simply Space Bitches. It's basically an autobiographical piece. I want to write a few more verses and then record it, because it doesn't read as well as it flows when you hear it. If you know me and see me sometime soon, ask me to rap it for you so you can get a feel for how it should sound. It goes like this:
Space bitches on my penis
From Uranus to Venus
They work it faster than light
So that you can't even see this
Space head that they give me
Sometimes it's kinda shitty
Cuz when a bitch got a space helmet on
Something always seems to go wrong
The helmet's always bumpin up against my dick
With that visor in the way, a bitch can't lick
But space hoes got tentacles and flagellas*
They be makin earth girls seem kinda jealous
Cuz I'm the astro mack that women wanta get with
Universally known to make a girl reach her zenith**
*For the grammar fags, I know flagella is already plural and doesn't need the 's'. It just sounds better. Artistic license, bitches.
**I think I'm gonna change this line to "Universally known as a lyrical genius." Though it would be awesome to use 'zenith' in a flow, this line does not sound good.
I apologize for the explicit and offensive nature of this post. I've been listening to a lot of Ying Yang Twins lately.
All materials © Ben Dahlberg(TheConfusingWizard), 2004.
Space bitches on my penis
From Uranus to Venus
They work it faster than light
So that you can't even see this
Space head that they give me
Sometimes it's kinda shitty
Cuz when a bitch got a space helmet on
Something always seems to go wrong
The helmet's always bumpin up against my dick
With that visor in the way, a bitch can't lick
But space hoes got tentacles and flagellas*
They be makin earth girls seem kinda jealous
Cuz I'm the astro mack that women wanta get with
Universally known to make a girl reach her zenith**
*For the grammar fags, I know flagella is already plural and doesn't need the 's'. It just sounds better. Artistic license, bitches.
**I think I'm gonna change this line to "Universally known as a lyrical genius." Though it would be awesome to use 'zenith' in a flow, this line does not sound good.
I apologize for the explicit and offensive nature of this post. I've been listening to a lot of Ying Yang Twins lately.
All materials © Ben Dahlberg(TheConfusingWizard), 2004.