I'm in love . . . with Napolean Dynamite. Oh yeah, and Evan.

[confusedswimkid]

After Evan said a few hurtful things (and deserved to be dumped), turns out we worked it out. Our first fight, and we worked it out. Healthy relationship, right ther. As for me, I talked all night on the phone with pigboy Evan, and every time hott girls Hayden and Lindsey tried to come into the room, I'd be like NO WAY! and i'd shove them out of the room and shut the door. Little did I know that they were listening in through the door the entire time. I feel stupid. Must be because I'm blonde. ANyways, Hayden, being the awesome person she is, decided to read a letter I had written to one of my friends about how I felt about Evan. It made Evan realize how much I "love" him or whatever, and now everything is happy dandy. So while I chatted away with my lover on the phone in a different room, Hayden and Lindsey had the time of their lives, without me cuz I'm not cool enough to hang out with them. They put make up on, and Lindsey looked really hott with the makeup that Hayden put on her, including the mole, and I was so jealous when I found out because they had so much fun while I was stuck talking on the phone. Yeah, Hayden and Lindsey are so cool, some day I hope to be like them. Maybe, just maybe, some day I will be hott enough to hang out with them. But for now, I'll just leave them in the other room while I talk on the phone with this boy that almost made me cry. yeah. that's right.

i'm about to cry. my hair is greasy as a liger. except i don't have the magical powers and stuff like that. And one day, I'll leave this joint, and go off to marry PEDRO! And Hayden gets Napolean because he is way cooler. Cool for cool, that's my motto. As for Kip, him and Lafawnduh are happily ever after, as are Evan and me with greasy hair. Amen. I'm done with this jank.