Muddy motherfuckin ssssshhhiiiiitttttt,......
alright,... yesterday,... was insane,... haha,.. did some shit,.. took cans back for money and only got like,.. 6 bucks cuz the other 8 bucks were all Big K,.. and it wouldnt accept it,.. :-( so now my dad hates me,.. i come back,.. AJ is at my house,.. we go to Luteys,.. Matt and Ryan are there,.. they say to come back at 10,.. so we all decide to go to Ginos Surf,.. they dont think i can make it up the hill,.. well,.. i made it to the top,.. and i was gonna go down turn around and go back down straight,.. so i would slide backwards into the street,.. well i slid straight into some ruts,.... tried to get out and got stuck,.. ssssssshhhhhiiiiiitttttt,.. that was the most illegal thing ever,.. reckless driving, *worst ticket ever*,. and trespassing,.. and towing fees?!?! AHHHHHHQ!!!! so we try to get it out,.. shot mud EVERYWHERE!!! sooo slippery,... no luck,.. Matt goes to get hjios 4 wheeler and comes back with his dad and a beast of a fuckin truck,.. we used a winch thing,.. and all this cool shit,.. forgot i had 4 low,.. popped that in,.. backed back to the hill,... got partway up,.. and couldnt get further,.. so we hook up my jeep to his truck,.. and he puills me up on the hill but im on both the high hill and the lil hill and my jeep flips over to the right side,.. and the only thing keeping it from rolling is the rope holding me to the truck,.. i grabbed the wheel and chair so i didnt fall into the passanger seat,.. and i hear matt screaming "GO DAD GO!!! PULL!!! GOOOOOO!!!!!!!" and if his dad wouldve stopped my jeep so woulda flipped over and like crushed AJ,.. but he kept goin and i pull back down and halfway out and halfway onto the hill,.. my front left tire is nowhere near the ground,.. grrrrrreeat shocks :-D so he gives it one more pull and im free,.. and a heart attack to boot,.. Jesse zable and Muysenburg are all like,.. OMG,.. it was fun as hell,.. we were all laughing but like,.. freaked at the same time,.. it was awsome :-D it took like a long time to get this shit out to,.. then we go to matts to change out of our muddy fuckin clothes,.. then to Luteys party,.. there was a SHITLOAD of people there,.. more than ive ever seen,.. u couldnt even walk,.. then they kicked like half the people out,.. i bought me and AJ some things o Kool-Aid,.. had a few,. then we got bored and i took Matt home and me and AJ went to my house, made a pizza, watched tv,.. fell asleep,.. today,.. me and AJ been settin up to shoot some squirrels!!! anyone care to join me and my hunt for Squirrell?>!!? well,.. im out,..
i left out so much about the mudd boggin,.. and the party,.. and everything,.. but its long enough as it is,...
im gonna wear a seatbelt next time i go offroading,.. if matts dad wouldve stopped,.. i woulda flipped,.. and like,.. AJ woulda got crushed,.. and i woulda been pumbled around in my jeep,.. haha,.. quality good fun,....
i left out so much about the mudd boggin,.. and the party,.. and everything,.. but its long enough as it is,...
im gonna wear a seatbelt next time i go offroading,.. if matts dad wouldve stopped,.. i woulda flipped,.. and like,.. AJ woulda got crushed,.. and i woulda been pumbled around in my jeep,.. haha,.. quality good fun,....