Large men love hallmark

Jun 30, 2007 21:47

so today started off an ordinary nine to five type of day until about 8:45 pm.

A man that was about eight feet tall walked in to hallmark and made his way through the vera bradely section. I just couldnt stop looking at him, i was like holy shit this guy is fucking huge. my co-worker looked at him with astonishment. all she could say was holy shit, holy shit. and i was like...yeah hes big but there is no reason to get all excited. Then this man comes up to me and says, " Do you have any highlighters?" and i isay NO but we have sharpies...in my annoyed-over-worked-under-payed tone of voice and he just looks at me and chuckles a bit. Then he makes a really lame joke as his cell phone goes off and says "Oh boy i thought i heard music" and i was just like yeah...yeah.. (in my head) and my co-worker laughs hysterically...and im just thinking what the hell is her problem why is she acting so wierd....and then he says good bye and leaves.

She turns over to me and says, "that was shaquiel o'neil and you just blew him off"

Damn...i wish i would have had known earlier....so i could have said something along the lines of "YOU WERE GREAT IN KAZAM." and mocked him a bit but no i had no clue who he was.
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