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1. Whats your name spelt backwards?
ffo kcuf
2. What did you do last night?
good question....what did i do last night.....swimming....
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
was a long time ago so i do not have that information with me at the moment but i can go down to the lab and research it
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
so what if i did...doesn't make me a bad person
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
well...considering my answer to question 2...last night i guesse
6. What are you wearing?
my birthday suit...HAHAHAHA BET YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
7. How many cars have you owned?
oh only 24, i'm not as fortunate as others
8. Type of music you dislike most?
secretly i enjoy the odd girls aloud and fall out boy song....but not slipknot
9. Are you registered to vote
well...that's a it personal don't you think
10. Do you have cable?
yes
11. What kind of computer do you use?
i don't know if it should still exist....but it says compaq on the monitor...city runner 1000 on the keyboard...and the font is dead cool and futuristic, like when you watch a cartoon such as the simpsons and they have like supposedly new technology on the troy maclure show with items called 'juicer 3000' or 'piles 4500' and shit like that...so i am living in the simpsons
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
yeah....it led to three marriages and world war two....and i am telling you, i have sure learned my lesson
13. You like anyone right now?
if like means have i ever pressed the play button then yes
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
i had a premonition once where i was sky diving and my parachute was ripped apart so the guy attatched the bungee jumping rope to my ankles which snapped...mind you this premonition may be just a dream...but i am not willing to take the risk so no i shall do neither at my own will....but the premonition thing is a lie
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
this question is full of flaws for it is acting as though i am on my death bed for i have no yet been to the furthest place where i intend to travel to so fuck off
16.Do you have a garden?
yes...a whole 10 inches
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
the broons
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
i'm sorry...we have a national anthem....
19. Shower, morning or night?
afternoon...yes that's right I AM BEING REBELLIOUS AND CHOOSING MY OWN ANSWER
20. Last movie you saw in theatres?
i haven't been to the cinema in a long long long long long long time cause i hate people
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
funnily enough i had a pizza from papa johns today....that is all
22. Crisps or popcorn?
popcorn...PAL
23. What internet provider do you have?
NTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAUREN
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
have YOU
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
i'm not a fool
26. Orange Juice or apple?
apple...orange is for people with scruvy
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
you say people as though i should have more than one friend....I AM SO UNCOOL
28. Favorite chocolate bar?
right now cadbury's caramel
29. Do you shave your legs?
no, i am a feminist...i don't wear a bra either
30. Last time you ate a fascist?
about 2 years ago
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
girrls put your records on
32. Favorite artist?
IT'S CHICOO TIME
33. Favorite computer game?
i love tomb raider and spyro....ON THE OLD PLAYSTATION...i am not cool enough for fancy stuff....although i loved my super nintendo cause we had super mario which was soo fuckin good
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
my mum has....we couldn't eat for a week
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
sprite cause that wee guy is hawt
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
primary i had to...was soooo cool
37. Last thing you bought at the mall?
shoes,skirt and top...cause i am dead fashionable, yes i am...i really am..sometimes it hurts people cause i have SO much cool stuff and i have better clothes than you all so suck on that bitches LOL
38. Ever thrown up in public?
yeah in the school office guy...was pure all over the woman's shoes and she was pure pure pure pure angry man, i think she quit after it
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
if i was in love and living in the slums then love would just be an illusion.....so i guesse you can see where this is going
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
41.Can exes just be friends?
no,never ever ever ever it's against the law and that's it...i'm right..i'm always right
42. Who was the last person to sleep in your bed?
a tramp called lauren
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
no..i had hair like a boyo
44. Whats the picture on your desktop?
THE MIGHTY BOOOOSSHHHH
45. Where would you like to go right now?
prague or paris...or rome....infact anywhere
46. What was the name of your first pet?
fish....
47. Have you ever had a manicure or pedicure?
i'm sorry i don't speak retard
48. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
i have both...they are non gender specific....joni
49. Would you ever cheat on her/him? Would she/he cheat on you?
yes and she has no say in our relationship so no
50. What do you do on a typical day?
wake up at 8am,walk to the bathroom,brush my teeth,sit down and watch don't shoot me, at the adverts i walk to my bedroom door and pick clothes out to wear,get changed then watch don't shoot me again..walk to the front door and get the lift then walk to lisa's house,pick her up in my limo and drive to school,wave to the people who are less fortunate than i, walk up the red carpet,receive my oscar,then head home on my boat,get annoyed when people make grammar errors even if they are 45, act pretencious and listen to underground music and watch underground films,write poetry with stones and call up my friends complaining about my lack of pillows on my bed,slap my mother on a daily basis and phone up childline because your father looked at my cat, take a walk along the edges of glasgow and cry to the homeless about how terrible my rich life is and burn all my school books because they smell of sars,kill swans around the area to raise the fear of bird flu and spray paint my name in metallic colours to get me noticed, dye my hair the same colour as your mother's and watch eastenders,work at my local street so i can pay taxes so that your father can finally get that kidney he has been crying about for years and then i go to bed....typically though..not to the exact detail
DONE