missing the boat
Confused Fur:
chases the boat and falls the quay into the dreaded sea of metaphor
Entry:
went to the ballet Cinderella.. was ok... bit low on emotion... i find ballet kinda hard to relate to... i can never really tell if they're doing it right or what... and though i generally can mentally understand that what they're doing is impressive, it fails to really catch me by the balls and make me say "whoo-fuck that's impressive"... most of the time...
still the music's generally quite nice, as is the familial company... usually the bloke dancers are pleasant eye candy... i think i'll keep going...
...and another thing the damn ugly sisters were blokes in drag and quite frankly, they sucked... and they were such fags... if there's one thing i can't stand it's gays... oh, hang on a minute... ahem... well i didn't like them, anyway...
had an odd dream where some waiter fella was hiting on my best friend (chubby chappy) who summoned me for help, so i came over to the table and this gay waiter dude was being very strange and kinda' staring (gay-ly) at me and then doing a really obvious "oh, i wasn't looking a you" thing which of course, pissed me off, so i started giving him a hard time told him to fuck off etc. he started arguing back and i started ranting about the customer's inalienable right to be an asshole... at which point he bursst into tears and ran off (serves the bloody arse bandit right, muahahaha etc.) so that was good, only then later on i felt really bad about it and hunted him down to his room (which was adjacent to the 6th form common room/assembly hall, of my school, (p.s. restaurant, school, bedroom, airport... dream architecture dontcha' know) i explained myself, he accepted and being the promiscuous homos that we were we decided to have the oral sex, ja? and then i wok up (no, that's not a damn spelling mistake, i really did use a chinese frying pan-like thing to rouse myself this morning)
so that was that...
christmas was good, since apart from anything else, i have started to secretly introduce my family to my furriness... i got two soft tigers (which i chose), one tiger calendar (which i aso chose) and a china tiger (completely unexpected, their training is beginning to bear fruit... ahh yesss, it'ss all going according to plan).... i have also mentioned in passing that i draw anthropomorphic tigers... in passing... and expressed an open enjoyment of The Lion King...
wario ware... anyfur who owns a Game Boy Advance, GET THIS GAME NOWNOWNOW!!!! it's amazing it's just... indescribable... games include Dodging a Sausage on wheels, helping an anime chick snort some snot... shaking paws with a dog, finding a flea, hammering a nail, eating a bannana... and they don't tell you the controls... and each game lasts about three seconds... this game exactly suits my humour...
Art:
did two terrible sketches for this fox commission thing, honestly, they sucked humongous arse... they blew big smelly bottom... they munched whale anus... that's how bad they were... i need to learn how to do foxes... (wahey, sounds a bit rude... "do" foxes... eh? eh? eh? wink wink nudge nudge say no more etc.)
and now, the reason that i'm drenched with metaphorical water...
i had all these cool ideas for christmas themed pics... but TOTALLY missed the boat in terms of drawing them... i am a fool. now the question is, should i bother trying now or just leave the ideas to rot until next year...
stopped arting breifly these past two or three days... shall start again asap
Somewhere on the MUCK, Confused_Fur has disconnected
chases the boat and falls the quay into the dreaded sea of metaphor
Entry:
went to the ballet Cinderella.. was ok... bit low on emotion... i find ballet kinda hard to relate to... i can never really tell if they're doing it right or what... and though i generally can mentally understand that what they're doing is impressive, it fails to really catch me by the balls and make me say "whoo-fuck that's impressive"... most of the time...
still the music's generally quite nice, as is the familial company... usually the bloke dancers are pleasant eye candy... i think i'll keep going...
...and another thing the damn ugly sisters were blokes in drag and quite frankly, they sucked... and they were such fags... if there's one thing i can't stand it's gays... oh, hang on a minute... ahem... well i didn't like them, anyway...
had an odd dream where some waiter fella was hiting on my best friend (chubby chappy) who summoned me for help, so i came over to the table and this gay waiter dude was being very strange and kinda' staring (gay-ly) at me and then doing a really obvious "oh, i wasn't looking a you" thing which of course, pissed me off, so i started giving him a hard time told him to fuck off etc. he started arguing back and i started ranting about the customer's inalienable right to be an asshole... at which point he bursst into tears and ran off (serves the bloody arse bandit right, muahahaha etc.) so that was good, only then later on i felt really bad about it and hunted him down to his room (which was adjacent to the 6th form common room/assembly hall, of my school, (p.s. restaurant, school, bedroom, airport... dream architecture dontcha' know) i explained myself, he accepted and being the promiscuous homos that we were we decided to have the oral sex, ja? and then i wok up (no, that's not a damn spelling mistake, i really did use a chinese frying pan-like thing to rouse myself this morning)
so that was that...
christmas was good, since apart from anything else, i have started to secretly introduce my family to my furriness... i got two soft tigers (which i chose), one tiger calendar (which i aso chose) and a china tiger (completely unexpected, their training is beginning to bear fruit... ahh yesss, it'ss all going according to plan).... i have also mentioned in passing that i draw anthropomorphic tigers... in passing... and expressed an open enjoyment of The Lion King...
wario ware... anyfur who owns a Game Boy Advance, GET THIS GAME NOWNOWNOW!!!! it's amazing it's just... indescribable... games include Dodging a Sausage on wheels, helping an anime chick snort some snot... shaking paws with a dog, finding a flea, hammering a nail, eating a bannana... and they don't tell you the controls... and each game lasts about three seconds... this game exactly suits my humour...
Art:
did two terrible sketches for this fox commission thing, honestly, they sucked humongous arse... they blew big smelly bottom... they munched whale anus... that's how bad they were... i need to learn how to do foxes... (wahey, sounds a bit rude... "do" foxes... eh? eh? eh? wink wink nudge nudge say no more etc.)
and now, the reason that i'm drenched with metaphorical water...
i had all these cool ideas for christmas themed pics... but TOTALLY missed the boat in terms of drawing them... i am a fool. now the question is, should i bother trying now or just leave the ideas to rot until next year...
stopped arting breifly these past two or three days... shall start again asap
Somewhere on the MUCK, Confused_Fur has disconnected