I haven't written anything for a while because I haven't really been up to much. I've got a new job at the Body Shop which involves standing around trying on different lotions and advising women with perfect skin and perfect hair which products they should buy to make themselves look even more perfect. It's not like I can tell them that they really don't need these products because I'll lose my job which means no money which means no food and no house. I do tell everyone that comes into the shop to smell the Cocoa butter body scrub though, it smells like ... chocolates, almonds, vanilla, cinnamon, that homemade cookie smell. I want to eat it.
Other news... I've discovered that it's actually possible to get a job at MI6, which means I can actualyl become the new James Bond.. Except not because I'm an economist and am going to become a Diplomatic economist instead. I can't decide whether that's more or less interesting than being a spy. Does that mean I actually like economics now? *shock* That's a lie I hate economics-- theory theory theory theory = BORING! It's so boring that I end up drawing pictures like
this to stop me falling asleep. It's incomplete because I haven't been to another micro lecture to let me finish it.
Anyways I would appreciate it if someone could do a bit of dirty work for me and steal a cannister of nitrous oxide from their local evil dentist and leave at my front door. Merci beaucoup. :)
Notes to self:
Organisation of Economic Cooperation and Development
WRITE THE FUCKING ESSAY!!