GREAT NEWS!!!
Lucky for me, I have a computer that has been chosen to be infested with the spyware program spyaxe!!!
I swear on all the digital dieties in existence, as soon as my brother has finished writing this paper he has for class, I will go into my hard drive and smite all that is evil spyware on my computer. I shall stick my sword of vengence and fury deep into the black recesses, removing and forever deleting the dark shadows that cause porn to pop onto the screen while my little brother is searching for desired computer presents with my mom over his shoulder. SMITE. DEATH.
There will be ruin and misery in the land of the spy ware. Weeping, and great gnashing of teeth. A sound like a mighty rushing hard drive deletion will be heard, and all who are stored there-upon will tremble at the power I shall weild on them in those days of great evil, sayeth the Jon. There will then be peace upon the hard drive land.
Until then, my online-lyness will be rather limited.