I'm back from Chicago...
It was definatly a weekend that made you stand back and go "DAMN, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
Saw alot of familiar faces, did alittle shopping, managed to lose my voice and obtain a good 5-6 inch gash running across my thigh from Dave's bondage pants (the story is I got in a fight with a pirate though) ZOINKS!
Saw cross dressing farmers fondling silk stalkings, got an offer of having my asshole licked, witnessed the evil side of marriages, and managed to come home with some goodies for some of my friends.
Took 9 hours to get home on a usual 5 hour drive. The last toll as we left the state of IL was closed down to 2 lanes, usually 5 lanes. TOLL BOOTHS ARE FIRED!!!!!