CRAFTY BABIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

[conformityvsme]

MMMMMM goodness, fits like a dream, maybe a tad bit big but lovely all the same.

Comments

[randomsnarking]

You're kind of reinventing yourself as a sort of Martha Stewart of the Alternative Scene. I think you've got something going here, you could make millions. :-)

[conformityvsme]

Boy, I have been a compleatly fucking twisted domestic goddess since the first day we met!

[randomsnarking]

As usual, I was distracted by the boobs. Sorry. :-(

[conformityvsme]

SHAME ON YOU!!! And here I always thought you were interested in my personality POOPIES!

[randomsnarking]

Nah, you know I was always into your personality too. How else could we have managed those long brilliant phone conversations back in the day? Takes some kinda mind to keep up with me. ;-)

[conformityvsme]

That is because I was in awe that you slept with so many co-workers and still managed not to burn your cock with hot grease.

[randomsnarking]

Who says I didn't? And besides, I didn't sleep with nearly as many of my co-workers as I wanted to. I guess it's important to have goals...even if you can't get that brass ring every time.