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[conformityblows]

Dear world,

Just to clarify, I'm not Jewish. Not that being so is a bad thing, I just don't want to pretend to be something I'm not. The rabbi curls are just a weird freak of nature on a half Chinese girl.

Glad that's settled. :-P

Love,
Leslie

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[modernity]

are you really half chinese?

[conformityblows]

hehehe yes...
My daddy grew up in Chinatown, LA.

[ex_xue]

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THIS FROM ME.

[conformityblows]

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!!!

[ex_xue]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS INFORMATION.

Actually, I do know and have known since the first day I met you, when you thought I was Vietnamese and you said, "I'm Chinese!" and I'm like, "Oh." Besides, I've seen your parents. :P

[conformityblows]

OHHHHH...I thought you were surprised by the non-Jewish thing.

[stereohead]

i feel like maybe i was jewish in a past lifetime

[conformityblows]

I'm thinking the same...

[hamme217]

"OH EM GEE"

The rabbi curls are just a weird freak of nature on a half Chinese girl.

Replace "rabbi curls" with "dread locks" and you've got me!!!!

[conformityblows]

*high five*

[eloquacity]

But -- but you have a Jew-fro!

(I'm not jealous. No. Not at all.)

[eloquacity]

(PEE ESS I GET TO SEE YOU TOMORROW EEEE)

[conformityblows]

Because you shouldn't be. No, no really.

Come tomorrow or else...I will be sad!