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USC: Try our Master's programs!
Me: What?
USC: Try our Master's programs! We think you'd like them!
Me: Is this supposed to be a clever way of telling me I didn't get into the PhD?
USC: . . .
Me: You guys are bastards.
USC: The previous email was sent in error. We apologize.
Me: Right.
USC: Rest assured that it doesn't affect your currently pending application at all.
Me: That's a relief.
USC: You might like our Master's programs, though.
(I headdesk.)
Me: What?
USC: Try our Master's programs! We think you'd like them!
Me: Is this supposed to be a clever way of telling me I didn't get into the PhD?
USC: . . .
Me: You guys are bastards.
USC: The previous email was sent in error. We apologize.
Me: Right.
USC: Rest assured that it doesn't affect your currently pending application at all.
Me: That's a relief.
USC: You might like our Master's programs, though.
(I headdesk.)