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May 11, 2009 22:18

In ten short days, I'll be traveling to a place I've never been before: Indiana. I've never really ventured east of Kansas City/Council Bluffs, Iowa. Counciltucky--as it's so fondly called by native Omahans--is just over the Missouri River from Omaha, Nebraska. It's known as a trashy place for marrying teh gheys, casinos, and city counsel members who answer erotic massage posts on Craigslist. It's a place were most people in Omaha go to have fun, as the people there invoke trailer trash better than Haysville, Kansas.

I must admit that I've been east of Council Bluffs before, while biking on the Wabash Trail, Mineola, Iowa. The rail track you see there is actually the bike trail, and it goes on for another 50 miles or so.

So I've only been to one other time zone in my short life, Mountain. I'll be heading to a new one this time: Eastern. We'll be driving some 11 hours in a small Toyota MR2 Spyder that looks exactly like this. It will be glorious fun, as we don't actually have any space (this is a two seater car where the "trunk" is under the hood) for suitcases. Duffle Bags maybe.

In other news, my dad is finally getting around to fixing the damamge he did, and my sister did to my car tomorrow. In exchange I'll be driving his huge truck for the time he's fixing it.

For those not in the know, in Febuary 2006 my sister Nicole (now aged 29 with a toddler) got pissed at me for threatening to call the police while her boyfriend (not the father) fought. She came up to my bedroom, broke down my locked door while screaming saying that I better leave or she was going to kill me. She then went out to my car and keyed it. I left that day. A few months later she keyed it again getting pissed at me for tellering her she was an inept retard for letting the dogs shit everywhere in the house. (She didn't know what inept ment, so I said retarded)

Now the damage my dad did was purely accidental. He was backing out of my sister Jeana's (now aged 41) driveway while my car was parked on the other side of the street. He was driving a borrowed truck with a huge tow hitch, and backed into my front driver side fender. Luckly where he hit my car didn't do any engine or powertrain/alignment damage, but it happened to be on the same side my sister keyed.

To this day my mom and sister both deny that Nicole keyed my car. Both suggest that it happend while at school (WSU at the time) and mom suggests Nicole is not that kind of person. I mentioned to my mom that Nicole stole her jewlery and powertools to pawn them for dope money, and that she's given her friends my moms checks to sell for dope money, and taken her car out on a joyride and got caught by Derby police in it... all before she was 15. My mom dismissed it all of course.

Can I also mention that my sister Nicole threw down my mom in a fight, and my mom broke her hand? And it was over the car? (My mom to this day tells people she broke it while pulling up carpet) My sister also rammed her car into a tree (although she wore her seatbelt) because I was getting attention? Excuse me Nicole, I had to buy my first car, which you keyed, while you got 5 car bought for you, before you were 19? Oh, and I was fucking 20 when I got my car, and I saved $1500 for the fucking goddamn down fucking payment. Selfish cunt.

Anyway, my sister lives in my moms house rent free, and doesn't pay any bills. Ta-da. My mom planned and bought stuff for my nephew's first birthday party this weekend and my sister called and said that she wasn't coming, but she'd be by to pick up the presents.

How can I be related to this person?
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