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I am not a Republican.
And as you know, since I am not a Republican I hate America. I hate freedom. And I hate the American flag and all it represents.
Why, sometimes I wish I could urinate gasoline. So when I'm pissing on Old Glory, I can light her on fire at the same time.
Since I am not a Republican, you know that I support Al Qaeda and all other terrorist organizations. And if I could, I would wrap up a nuclear bomb and give it to Bin Laden for Christmas.
Oh wait. I am not a Republican. So I hate Christmas. And yes, I just spelled Xmas with an 'X' because I have declared war on Xmas. If I could, I would become a suicide bomber and blow up Santa Claus and all his little helpers. And then, put The Little Drummer Boy up for gay adoption.
Since I am not a Republican, I do not support our troops. As a matter of fact, I keep a running tally of American deaths on a chalkboard in my basement. And I feverishly jack off every time another G.I. is killed.
I also want to cut and run in Iraq, because I am a coward. If it would have been up to me, I would have cut and run in World War II. And I would be reading this letter in German right now. Which would make me happy. Because I farkin' hate America.
Since I am not a Republican, I am pro-abortion. Not pro-choice. Pro-abortion. I love abortion. I not only use abortion as a form of birth control, I also videotape every abortion and revel in the death of every fetus. The only thing I love more than abortion is partial birth abortion. I look forward to the day when we can not only abort full-term fetuses, but also kill newborns up to 18 months old.
Since I am not a Republican, you know I support gay marriage, gay adoption, anal sex, fisting, creampies, and feltching. Marriage between a man and a woman is demeaning to women and should be outlawed.
So remember Americans - people like me who are not Republicans hate America, hate the flag, hate our troops, and won't be happy until there's nothing left in this country but dead babies and guys sucking dicks!
That's right. I'm a degenerate, flip-floppin', cut and run, homosexual coward that won't stop until your tax dollars are used to fund stem cell research so they can make homosexual men get pregnant, so that one day I can have a partial birth abortion while sucking a dick at the same time!
That's right. I want to drive up to the abortion clinic in a hybrid car that runs half on Ted Kennedy's belly fat and half on the flames of burning American flags and get a federally funded gay abortion in my farkin' asshole. Because I farkin' hate America!!!!
Thank you.
And as you know, since I am not a Republican I hate America. I hate freedom. And I hate the American flag and all it represents.
Why, sometimes I wish I could urinate gasoline. So when I'm pissing on Old Glory, I can light her on fire at the same time.
Since I am not a Republican, you know that I support Al Qaeda and all other terrorist organizations. And if I could, I would wrap up a nuclear bomb and give it to Bin Laden for Christmas.
Oh wait. I am not a Republican. So I hate Christmas. And yes, I just spelled Xmas with an 'X' because I have declared war on Xmas. If I could, I would become a suicide bomber and blow up Santa Claus and all his little helpers. And then, put The Little Drummer Boy up for gay adoption.
Since I am not a Republican, I do not support our troops. As a matter of fact, I keep a running tally of American deaths on a chalkboard in my basement. And I feverishly jack off every time another G.I. is killed.
I also want to cut and run in Iraq, because I am a coward. If it would have been up to me, I would have cut and run in World War II. And I would be reading this letter in German right now. Which would make me happy. Because I farkin' hate America.
Since I am not a Republican, I am pro-abortion. Not pro-choice. Pro-abortion. I love abortion. I not only use abortion as a form of birth control, I also videotape every abortion and revel in the death of every fetus. The only thing I love more than abortion is partial birth abortion. I look forward to the day when we can not only abort full-term fetuses, but also kill newborns up to 18 months old.
Since I am not a Republican, you know I support gay marriage, gay adoption, anal sex, fisting, creampies, and feltching. Marriage between a man and a woman is demeaning to women and should be outlawed.
So remember Americans - people like me who are not Republicans hate America, hate the flag, hate our troops, and won't be happy until there's nothing left in this country but dead babies and guys sucking dicks!
That's right. I'm a degenerate, flip-floppin', cut and run, homosexual coward that won't stop until your tax dollars are used to fund stem cell research so they can make homosexual men get pregnant, so that one day I can have a partial birth abortion while sucking a dick at the same time!
That's right. I want to drive up to the abortion clinic in a hybrid car that runs half on Ted Kennedy's belly fat and half on the flames of burning American flags and get a federally funded gay abortion in my farkin' asshole. Because I farkin' hate America!!!!
Thank you.