Fourth and a half Punch

[conflictedrebel]

[THIS IS KANJI. THIS IS KANJI TRAPPED IN THE BELL TOWER. DON'T ASK HOW HE GOT THERE, HE HAS NO IDEA HIMSELF. THIS IS KANJI SURROUNDED BY FIVE MILLION GASTLYS AND HAUNTERS. SEE KANJI RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE. IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY--OR IF YOUR INSIDE THE TOWER, YOU CAN HEAR HIM SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.]

WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE GHOSTS, DAMMIT?!

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[teenysuke]

[Kanji, are you really going to run past this tiny child who is obviously completely terrified of all these ghosts?]

[conflictedrebel]

[RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING--OH SWEET JESUS THAT'S A CHILD. KANJI SWERVES AND ENDS UP CRASHING RIGHT INTO A WALL. ARE YOU HAPPY SMALL CHILD?! Groaning he rubs his head after falling backwards.]

What the--what's a kid doin' in a place like this?

[teenysuke]

[Sniffling.] I dunno... I don't remember how I got here...

[He feels bad for making him crash, though.] Did you get hurt? Are you okaaaaay?

[conflictedrebel]

[Blinking he looks up at the sniffling blubbering mess. Shaking his head he gapes at the little runt.]

U-Uhh... sen--err Yosuke?

[teenysuke]

[He nods a little, sniffling and wiping his eyes with the sleeve of his shirt.] How did you know my name, mister?

[conflictedrebel]

[Reaching into his pocket he digs out a handkerchief and reaches over to lightly slap away Yosuke's hand.] Here, use this. And yeah--you go to my school. You're my senpai.

[teenysuke]

Th-thanks... [He gratefully takes the handkerchief, wiping his eyes with it. But then...]

I'm your senpai? [He giggles. That doesn't make any sense. He's only seven!] Were you left back a lot?

[conflictedrebel]

Yeah, sure. No problem...

Yeah, in the f-- [Kanji glares but then softens up, he's a kid... lkawehgosidfj must not yell. must not yell] No, I know you in the future.

[teenysuke]

In the future? [Are you ready for this, Kanji?] YOU'RE A TIME TRAVELER?!

[conflictedrebel]

What? No.... I think you're the one who's messing with time. You used to be big and old, now you're all small and young.

[teenysuke]

I was never big! Which means you're a time traveler! You just aren't supposed to tell me, because it could mess up the time-space con... con... thingy!

[conflictedrebel]

Time-space consistency? What are you talking about, dude.

[teenysuke]

You know! If you go back in time and you tell anyone things or change stuff, it makes the future all weird and messed up and stuff! [Yosuke watches way too many movies...]

[conflictedrebel]

Yeahhhhhhhhh, that only happens in movies and on tv kid. Plus you're in the future.

[teenysuke]

...I'm not in the future. I'm right here!

[conflictedrebel]

Yeah, but I'm still the same--you're not.