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You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
Hooray, I'm Jesus! Wait... nevermind.
Your German Name is:
Moritz Lars
What's Your German Name?
Yeah, not getting a new nickname anytime soon.
You are 73% Sagittarius
How Sagittarius Are You?
I can deal with a C.
You Are An ESTJ
The Guardian
You're a natural leader and quick, logical decision maker.
Goals are important in your life, and you take many steps to acheive them.
You enjoy interacting with others, mostly through work related activities.
Your high energy level means you are great at getting things done!
In love, you tend to bring stability to relationships.
You feel comfortable being in charge, and you enjoy being a provider.
At work, you take charge. You thrive in structured environments and don't mind enforcing the rules.
You would make a great teacher, judge, or police detective.
How you see yourself: Realistic, stable, and pragmatic
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Rigid, bound to rules, and a bad listener
What's Your Personality Type?
Luckily, people rarely don't get me. 8)
You Have Good Manners 63% of the Time
Your manners are quite excellent. You are well versed in etiquette.
Of course you have the occasional slip up, but you even apologize with grace.
How Are Your Manners?
Um, yeah, okay.
You Are 76% A Child of the 80s
Not only did you experience the 80s... you are practically an expert.
You should be totally stoked!
Are You a Child of an 80s?
Duuuuuuude!
Your Mind is 66% Cluttered
Your mind is quite cluttered. And like most clutter, it's a bunch of crap you don't need.
Try writing down your worst problems and fears. And then put them out of your mind for a while.
How Cluttered is Your Mind?
That seems low.
You've Experienced 44% of Life
You have a good deal of life experience, about as much as someone in their late 20s.
You've seen and done enough to be quite wise, but you still have a lot of life to look forward to.
How Much Life Experience Do You Have?
Good, I *am* in my late 20's.
Your Birthdate: December 6
For you, love is a natural progression from friendship. You are almost always friends first.
In love, you are loyal, steady, and honest. You are not a cheater or even much of a flirt.
You are likely to stay friends with your ex... and open to rekindling something in the future.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
You are most compatible with people born on the 6th, 15th, and 24th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Oh goodie. I'm behind on the number of times my heart's gonna be broken.
You Are Ginger
Like ginger, you are a total shape shifter.
You can be sweet, spicy, mellow, or overpowering.
You are both soothing and unique. You are popular... yet you are often overlooked.
What Spice Are You?
Um, okay. I've never used it.
Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel
All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Googling him now.
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
Yeah, not doing that anytime soon.
You Are 36% Nerdy
You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.
How Nerdy Are You?
Good, cause I consider myself geeky rather than nerdy.
You Are Somewhat Honest
You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!
How Honest Are You?
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
You Are 72% California
You're so Californian, you belong in Hollyweird.
How California Are You?
Duh!
You Are Pretty Happy Being Single
You have a full, fun life. And you definitely don't need love to be content.
Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you've been single for a while.
But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You're life is too good to settle for anything!
Are You Happy Being Single?
Damnit!
You Are Fruit Flavored Gum
You are quirky and independent. You don't tend to follow any one style or rule book.
You are a mix and match type of person, and you draw inspiration from many sources.
While you're definitely a bit unusual, you get along well with other people.
You're eager to welcome anyone into your world. You are not judgmental at all.
You form close bonds with your friends, and your relationships tend to be very secure.
You hold firm to your beliefs and values, and you don't let anyone talk you into compromising them.
What Flavor Gum Are You?
Okie dokie.
Your Pimp Name Is...
MC Glider
What's Your Pimp Name?
Where's my hat and cane?
Your Life is Rated R
Your life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they'll probably be scarred for life.
What is Your Life Rated?
Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!?!
Your Goth Name is:
Dante Melancholia
What's Your Goth Name?
It's a good thing I'm not goth.
Your Love Quote
Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while.
What Love Quote Suits You?
Princess Bride quote, I totally agree.
You Are a Caramel Apple Jelly Bean
You have a gentle sophistication. An appreciation of fine things, without being snobby about it. You enjoy sweet tastes and silky textures.
What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
Um, yeah, sure.
Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious
You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends.
People new to your blogging circle know they can count on you for support.
You tend to mediate fighting and drama. You set a cooperative tone.
You have a great eye for design - and your blog tends to be the best looking on the block!
What's Your Blogging Personality?
Huh?
Your Love Number is 2
Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover.
Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes.
At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy.
As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced.
What Is Your Love Number?
Darn, 40 off.
Your 80s Theme Song Is:
Walk This Way by Run D.M.C.
What's Your 80s Theme Song?
Riiiiiight.
Your Penis Name Is...
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Penis Name Generator
I'll take "Shit I Didn't Need to Know... Ever" for 500, Alex.