You can only answer "yes" or "no." You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages or comments you and asks (and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming, because nothing is exactly as it seems!).
Kissed any of your LJ friends? Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes
Been fired from a job? Yes
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? No
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Played spin-the-bottle? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Smoked a cigar? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Skipped school? Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden in a helicopter? Yes
Shaved your head? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Hit a home run? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? No
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans as pets? No
Puked on an amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? No
Knitted? Yes
Been on TV? No
Shot a gun? No
Gave someone stitches? No
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? Yes
Ridden a surfboard? No
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yes
Passed out when not drinking? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Grabbed electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? No
Killed an animal when not hunting? No
Peed your pants in public? Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes
Written graffiti? No
Ever loved someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Been in handcuffs? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
I didn't feel like anything needed an explanation though.