Bahhhhahahahahhhahhhhahahhaaha
I don't know if it's fate making sure I'm awake or something, but damn, the weirdest things keep happening and although some of them should upset me or at the very least annoy me, I just laugh. A lot.
It was really nice out a few nights ago so I took my dog for a walk. His name's Nacho, by the way. Well, his name is actually Hancho, but I call him Nacho since he can't really tell the difference and I like the sound of it. Anyway! We head home and I glance at my monitor and I see the AIM window that comes up if someone that's not on your list IMs you. I look at who it is and arch an eyebrow. It's Meg, the girl that I went out on that date with that forgot we had a date to begin with.
To summarize, she calls me "darling" and says that she's sorry she hasn't called or IMed me in a while, claiming that it's because she's been really busy. Then somehow, she finds the gall to say that she'll give me a call soon.
Normally, I'd give someone like her the benefit of the doubt and possibly another chance, but the fact that she has the huevos to lie right to my face sort of ruins any possibility of that. She claims that she hasn't had time to IM me or call me, and yet, she's had time to take and add about 15 new pictures to her profile on the dating site that we met on.
The way I see it, she met up with some other people and it didn't work out so now she's trying to get another shot at me. Women, I tell you. ;)
I get to work this morning and I notice I have an unread email in my Yahoo! mailbox. I go to see what it is and it's a reminder from ProFlowers.com that Kristy's birthday is coming up. L. M. A. O. I bought her flowers a number of times, usually as surprises for her birthday, Christmas or Valentine's, since she knew money was tight for me and that I probably wouldn't be able to buy and mail her anything. Then, she gets this huge bouquet delivered with a really nice personalized card attached. Such wasted effort and caring. Needless to say, I signed into ProFlowers.com and removed each and every scheduled alert. Can't see myself wanting to be reminded of her again anytime soon!
It looks like I'll be visiting Kim from August 24th until September 3rd or so. I might end up staying longer, but she'll be back to working normal hours after that so we'll see what happens. We were talking last night while playing StarCraft about what our kids would look like if we had any. Darker skin like mine that doesn't burn easily, black or brown hair with natural red highlights and green eyes. Crazy. It really has been incredible talking to her again and we've always gotten along really, really well. We're both VERY sarcastic and have dirty minds. If there's anyone out there that has a mind dirtier than mine, I've yet to meet them.
I'm sort of scared to.
Amby called me late last night which was a nice surprise since it'd been a while since I'd heard from her. We talked for an hour or so and man, this sandwich is good. It's got turkey, ham, cheese, bacon, black olives, jalapenos. God, yes. Eh... Whoops. As I was saying, she wants me to come visit her, too, before I ship out. Then again, I couldn't entirely tell if she was serious or if it was the beer talking. lol Guess I'll find out soon enough.
I honestly can't wait to get out of this place. Oh, I'm still at work, by the way. But they just keep piling on more and more software that we have to support but we don't get bonuses or raises or anything for it. Normally, the more responsibility you take on, the more pay and benefits you should receive, right? Well, Adecco seems to like the idea of cramming as much down your throat as possible and then rewarding you at Christmas with a $5 gift card to Target and a card they made themselves with MS Word. It's terrible, really. So counterproductive.
I'm exhausted for some reason. I think I might have to use my lunch break to go out into my car and take a nap.
I found a poem I wrote back in... '03 after I went through a rough breakup. It's sort of funny how well it carries over to the one I just experienced. It even has my fancy e-signature at the bottom. Hah. Enjoy!
A wrath beyond which I can quell,
a rage I can't describe.
I truly hope she rots in hell,
I wish her pain in life.
Our love, diminished,
our friendship, finished,
another page is turned.
My life's on track,
not looking back
on bridges that I've burned.
--11/2/03--
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