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You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Lara Croft
67%
Neo, the "One"
67%
Captain Jack Sparrow
67%
Maximus
63%
William Wallace
54%
Indiana Jones
54%
El Zorro
50%
Batman, the Dark Knight
38%
James Bond, Agent 007
38%
The Terminator
33%
The Amazing Spider-Man
21%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Mike is not like James Bond at all, in any way, nor does Mike look up to him or like him. But Mike tells me one day, "You know, a lot of guys really like James Bond- they think he's the greatest guy ever. He's loaded with money, he's smart, he has an accent, he's in shape, he has all the gadgets and vehicles, he gets the chicks, and he goes everywhere."
That's when I looked at him and said, "James Bond is a big retard."