yet another football stat...

[confessionalart]

John Madden: That's the kind of talent that Doug Johnson brings to the team.
Al Michaels: Another Johnson. How many Johnsons are with the Bengals?
John Madden: They've got five Johnsons.
Al Michaels: Five Johnsons?
John Madden: Yeah, they lead the league in Johnsons.

...I heart John Madden.