Another first
Since this happened the other night, I thought it would be funny to post. I was drunk at the time, stumbled home and went online. Luckily for me, it wasn't too long until I found someone to play with. I went on the phone, and I'm still buzzing like a vibe on fresh batteries. Usually I'm polite at first, then ease into how kinky the girl usually is. That night, I didn't give a fuck. Just went straight to it. Good thing too cuz the girl wasn't much of a talker. We just moaned at each other. Not the greatest fun, but it gets the job done.
Now whats funny was afterwards, I just passed out without hanging up. She did as well. She woke me up because the phone was next to my ear and she snored. I thought that was hilarious and fell back asleep.
My cell phone was dead the next day.
Now whats funny was afterwards, I just passed out without hanging up. She did as well. She woke me up because the phone was next to my ear and she snored. I thought that was hilarious and fell back asleep.
My cell phone was dead the next day.