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[conejito_rosado]

she's got the kind of look that defies gravity
she's the greatest cook
and she's fat free
she went to private school
but she speaks perfect french
she's got the perfect friends
oh isn't she cool?
she practices tai chi
she never loses her nerve
she's more than you deserve
she's just far better than me

hey hey... so don't bother, I won't die
of this deception, I promise you won't ever see me cry
don't feel sorry
and don't bother, I'll be fine
but she's waiting
the ring you gave to her will lose it's shine
so don't bother, be unkind

sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
don't you think so?
she's almost six feet tall
she must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
and it's not my last life at all

hey hey... so don't bother, I won't die
of this deception, I promise you won't ever see me cry
don't feel sorry
and don't bother, I'll be fine
but she's waiting
the ring you gave to her will lose it's shine
so don't bother, be unkind

for you I'd give up all I own
and move to a communist country
if you came with me of course
I'd file my nails so you they don't hurt you
or lose those pounds, or learn about football
if that'd made you stay.. but it won't

so don't bother... I'll be fine.. I'll be fine.. I'll be fine.. I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
and after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
promise you won't ever see me cry...
so don't bother, I'll be fine