57 - ill-advised (video/action)

Dec 27, 2010 14:08

[ The device turns on as it clatters on a rooftop. Then, relative silence - snow falls on the roof and the device, and you can hear the persistent crashing of waves on the beach a little ways away. And then-- ]

... aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ... Clef. On a bicycle. Landing upright on the roof. For a second it looks like the bike is just going ( Read more... )

+chang ang, +umi, @umi, +presea

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GOD I almost forgot the bff beforehistime December 28 2010, 03:33:01 UTC
[It's such a fine day for reading outside, so here is Chang Ang sitting in the gardens, blissfully oblivious, hoping nothing particularly shocking interrupts his quiet pause.

...He's taken the liberty of borrowing Clef's iPod, too. Therefore he remains unaware of the ruckus on the rooftop and may need a stronger hint that something's definitely Not Well.]

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can't forget him! conductyourself December 28 2010, 04:24:16 UTC
[ Are you kidding? IT'S SNOWING. WHAT KIND OF PERSON READS OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW?

Well, whatever. In any case, he is treated to the rare sight of Clef flying over his head and landing on his face.

... which would be pretty bad if it weren't a cushion of air that Clef was landing on, which he bounces harmlessly off of without breaking his nose, neck, or any area that would cause immediate unconsciousness or diminishing of his bishounen beauty.

He lands for real a few feet away, on the bike, perfectly upright. There is some flailing as he tries to maintain that position, but it is ultimately for naught. Mage and bike fall over into the snow.

The obvious question on everyone's mind right now, of course, is, what kind of music did Chang Ang put on the iPod? ]

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Not a chance. beforehistime December 28 2010, 04:31:05 UTC
[...Well, he's still stuck with some Brit Pop Umi stuffed in there for template's sake and finding it quite amusing. On the horrifying side of the spectrum.

But everything, reading and listening, is brought to an abrupt stop as Clef makes his graceful crash-landing, scarce feet away from the gazebo where Chang Ang sits. The old adviser snatches the earphones off.]

---in the name of the Fahren Empire! Master Clef!!

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<3 conductyourself December 28 2010, 04:42:19 UTC
[ Picks self up and sighs. He's a little dizzy, but no worse for the wear. ]

... Empire, really. Only by a technicality.

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<333333 beforehistime December 28 2010, 04:47:52 UTC
[Only Master Clef, one to be able to make such remarks in a very dignified and valid fashion even after falling flat on his face. While riding some sort of... wheeled monstrosity... Chang Ang will be eying warily as he offers him his arm.]

...Hardly the time to discuss the geography of my country, my friend!! Are you not injured??

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May this thread be epic crack o/ conductyourself December 28 2010, 05:01:33 UTC
[ Takes the proffered arm and stands before checking on the bicycle and righting it as well. Yay, it's unharmed! ]

I have a slight headache, but nothing worth worrying about.

... Thanks to my helmet.

[ And, indeed, he is wearing one. :D ]

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And be so cracky and epic that it'll always be remembered. o/ beforehistime December 28 2010, 05:06:53 UTC
Well, that is fortunate indeed! Good foresight and prevention, I must commend you. Still... Goodness me, what were you trying to accomplish??

Riding... [He takes a look at the instrument of Evil and recognizes it as the Water Knight's present, one of many. He may or may not have recoiled a little.] ...that artifact? Does it fly??

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conductyourself December 28 2010, 05:16:35 UTC
No, it does not.

[ Brings a hand to his face, remembering with some embarrassment the events that just transpired. ]

... I would prefer not to elaborate at this time.

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beforehistime December 28 2010, 05:24:20 UTC
...As you wish. Come sit down. I believe you could use a stable perch. [Instead of, you know. Wheeled ones prone to dropping you off of unthinkably high places.]

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conductyourself December 28 2010, 06:22:04 UTC
[ Is of a mind to agree, and so he follows and sits down. It seems like a nice time to quietly contemplate the meaning of the universe. ]

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beforehistime December 28 2010, 06:25:30 UTC
[...He's getting slightly more concerned about this submissive silence of Clef's. Hopefully it doesn't mean anything bad, only that the Guru needs to put himself together.]

May I get you a hot drink?

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conductyourself December 28 2010, 06:50:01 UTC
If it is not too much trouble.

[ Clef, for his part, doesn't really notice anything wrong. He is conscious of his friend's concern, but doesn't know what to do about it other than try to act normal. ]

In fact, let's go inside.

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beforehistime December 28 2010, 18:03:41 UTC
Excellent idea.

[Therefore Chang Ang will usher his elder toward the back entrance of the house that leads directly into the kitchen.]

The weather's surprisingly mild, though I certainly feel grateful for the snow if it cushioned your fall further...

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conductyourself December 28 2010, 18:12:01 UTC
I suspect it helped a little.

[ This is said cheerfully as he kicks the snow off his boots. ]

What were you doing out there?

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beforehistime December 28 2010, 18:16:08 UTC
A bit of relaxation and reading, you could say. Erm. [Yeah, see how great did that work. Looking sheepish, Chang Ang produces the iPod from the pocket where he conveniently stored it after Clef... crash-landed.]

Listening to this artifact, too.

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conductyourself December 28 2010, 18:30:54 UTC
[ Eheheh. Well, that's entirely Clef's fault, so he looks a bit sheepish as well. He can't help but be a bit amused when Chang Ang produces the iPod, though. ]

Ah? What do you think of it?

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