49 (voice) - Announcement
I hope it is late enough in the day that everyone has recovered from the effects of too much drink?
....
No?
... Is this too loud? Should I wait until tomorrow?
[ fumbles around with the device for a bit. ]
[ coughcough AHEM. ]
In the interests of temperance and public health, the Victrola is closed for the remainder of the month to prevent attempts at further intoxication as a treatment for hangovers. We will reopen November 1st, when conservative estimates indicate that the risk shall have passed. In the meantime, I am currently looking for a manager. Relevant experience includes managing or assisting in the management of a bar, cafe, bookstore, or library. Compensation is negotiable depending on qualifications.
Inquiries about other positions are also welcome. All are open, except for that of the piano player. Interviews will be conducted in person with additional consideration given to candidates who are able to come in immediately.
That is all. Thank you for your time, and good day.
....
No?
... Is this too loud? Should I wait until tomorrow?
[ fumbles around with the device for a bit. ]
[ coughcough AHEM. ]
In the interests of temperance and public health, the Victrola is closed for the remainder of the month to prevent attempts at further intoxication as a treatment for hangovers. We will reopen November 1st, when conservative estimates indicate that the risk shall have passed. In the meantime, I am currently looking for a manager. Relevant experience includes managing or assisting in the management of a bar, cafe, bookstore, or library. Compensation is negotiable depending on qualifications.
Inquiries about other positions are also welcome. All are open, except for that of the piano player. Interviews will be conducted in person with additional consideration given to candidates who are able to come in immediately.
That is all. Thank you for your time, and good day.