Dec 29, 2002 16:21
Dear Sir,
It has come to my knowledge that you have recently contacted
one “Doctor” Roland Thunder, a former client of mine of most
dubious character. I must warn you against any dealings with this
man. He is a dangerous felon and is wanted for questioning by
numerous international police agencies for a string of bombings
and sacrificial killings throughout Tangiers in the middle of the
past century.
I believe - although I have no confirmation of this fact - that
Roland Thunder is in fact the leader of The Cult of the Glass
Skull, the modern-day incarnation of a savage cult that existed
long before the rise of Christendom. They are dedicated to nothing
less than the downfall of civilization and the resurrection of a
terrible tribal deity that they refer to only as “It.” They
prophesies that when “It” is awakened it will shatter every
mountain and turn every sea to salt, making the world
uninhabitable to all but the Dust Man/Human hybrids that they have
created through a program of eugenics that has spanned millenia.
Do not deal with this man, especially when the survival of your
very country and the outcome of your bold and courageous
revolution is at stake!
- Dr. Edward R. Downel.