i am an artist~

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[namesaked]

*peers at it thoughtfully for a long time, as one would examine the Mona Lisa or a piece by Picasso*

Y'know. I can really feel the emotion.

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Practically screams at you like bloody murder, doesn't it?

Please, hold the applause.

[namesaked]

*laughs* Little bit, yeah. Little bit.

Y'know, I'm a spoiled rich kid with too much allowance. I should fund you.

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You know I think you should. I'd call the series 'Zander is a Stinky Pirate' (or 'Stinky Pirate Zander' for short) and fans all around would be erecting shrines for me.

[namesaked]

While I'd be out of money with none of the credit. I don't know if I should...hmmmm.

[condidcamera]

Nonsense. I could feature you as a guest.

How's 'Scorpius the Husky Barmaid' sound?

*is a little high from the markers, he is sooo suicidal*

[namesaked]

Scorpius the Husky Barmaid.

*looks at him sideways*

What are you trying to say?

*teasing, really*

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I'm saying a corset isn't too far a stretch from your normal Quidditch gear anyway...

*smiles endearingly, but is oh so ready to run just in case*

[namesaked]

I'm too hot to wear a corset. *matter of fact.* And mine only looks like one 'cause I'm Keeper and need the extra padding so crazy renegade Catchers don't murder me. It's all very masculine.

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Oh yes. As masculine as I am.

[namesaked]

...

I'm pretty sure there was an insult in there, but I think you beat me to it.

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Conner: 1, Scorpius: 0.

Actually, you get a -3 because you lost to a poofy Hufflepuff.

[namesaked]

I should get points for being a tough Slytherin, then, shouldn't I?

*raises an eyebrow and puffs up in that subtle way boys do when they try to look tough*

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Sorry, the judges say no to that one.

Don't feel too bad-- Zander's at like -27237238723onetwo723872398712pdahj42 right now.

[namesaked]

Marginally better as I feel, I still think I deserve extra points. I mean, really. How many Scorpius Malfoys do you meet that look this good?

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*is suddenly reminded of his old crush on Scropius, pooh*

That question is invalid, because I highly doubt there will ever be another 'Scorpius Malfoy'.

Ever.