Pancake Night Part 7

[concupiscence66]

Title:  Pancake Night
Author:  Concupid
Rating: R
Warnings:  extended discussion about masturbating
Pairing:  Howard/Vince, Howard/OC
Summary:  There's magic in the air for Sebastian but not our boys.
Disclaimer:  I own nothing, I'm just writing for fun because the folks at BSH rock!

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Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

Poor Sebastian. I've been sleeping in my parents' living room for the past month so he has my fullest sympathies. I can't wait to see how his little problem gets sorted, I hope it involves Saboo.
It's so sweet how much Vince wants to be Howard's first. I hope them being out of sync was just nerves, I feel kind of sad for them. At least their injuries where kind of amusing, it was like a dirty black and white comedy.
Howard is hung like a horse? I think that made me briefly forget how to breathe.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

Here's a glimpse into my writing technique (My book on writing will be called "The Scribbling of a Retard"): I tried to use 'loose associations' when writing Sebastian high. When I assess clients for psychosis or for being high, one of the things I look for is just sort of rambling just barely connected thoughts. So that's how I wrote Sebastian and I tried not to edit other than actual type-os. Normally, I'd think talking about Howard having an enormous dick was too tropey but for the sake of my art!- I left in the hung like a horse bit.

Sympathies for sleeping on a couch!

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

It's more of a sofa bed but thanks for the sympathies. It's making porn writing very difficult :-(

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

Yeah, my husband is sitting write next to me. He doesn't know about my secret identity as Super Perv.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

If you're Super Perv can I be your sidekick?

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

Super Perv and her side kick, Kinky Boots!

I posted the last chapter when I was totally exhausted because I knew I wouldn't have time to get it up (snicker, snicker) over the weekend with the husband around. I was literally falling asleep while I was typing up the summary. One of the several times I fell asleep, my finger was still on the d button and my whole screen was lower case ds! My super powers include having a filthy mind and being a total loser!

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

Kinky boots, squee! It perfectly encapsulates my sixties fetish, kinkyness and love of boots. I swear boosh fandom makes people mindreaders.
My sidekick powers are extreme nerdyness and rebelling.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

We shall live long and prosper! Even if you don't like Star Trek, you've got to love the black leather fettish boots that were standard Star Fleet issue. They always looked like they just left a key party.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

I should like star trek more. I really wish I did. I'm KarenNerdQueen on Twitter, I may have to abdicate if my subjects find out.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

The original series (and yes, I call it TOS) was what turned me on to slash though I didn't know it at the time. I just really wanted Spock to be close to Kirk and McCoy. It would be a few years until I realized what was so very appealing about their interactions.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

Well star trek is the series that slash was invented for. For some reason my dads tapes of The Man from UNCLE had a similar effect on me. I didn't consciously want the characters to be close and I didn't fancy the brunette guy but I had a dream where they kissed each other and after that I couldn't get the thought out of my head. Back then I was in denial about the fact that I liked thinking about man on man action. I've come a long way since then!

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

That's what I tell slash girls who aren't nerdy enough to watch Star Trek! K/S started it all!

When I was 15 or 16 I read this trilogy by Mercedes Lackey and halfway through the first book, you find out the main character is gay and I was kind of bummed out and little squicked. By the end of the book, I was coming around. By the second book I was like, "When is Vanyel going to get some man on man action!" By the third book, I was a full on slash girl and watched Star Trek in a whole new light.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

Oh and being a pervert ;-)

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

Is being able to drink whiskey neat a super power? If it is, I'm adding it my CV.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[catwallada]

It should be. I'm gonna put that I used to be able to sing the Hebrew alphabet on mine. Have you read tiny acts of rebellion? Rich Fulcher suggests putting weird stuff on your cv.

Re: Sebastian man of action telling Saboo he needs a wank. You Utter Genius.

[concupiscence66]

I haven't bought that book yet but it's on my list. That and Russell's Booky Wooks. My straight male hair dresser says he hates reading and loved those books. Tell me that's not a reccomendation that you have to follow up on!