Got any Scottish in ewe? Want Some?
I heard the most amusing and yet off color quote at work and realized most people in their various careers would probably never hear their boss say something like this. For the little ones who visit this site (mainly mature people and way too youngsters) please jam your fingers in your ears as you read this! Anyway, my boss and I were talking about how to set up a group of bathroom slabs and he look at me and told me that this was my sheep and I could fuck it any way I wanted. I must have looked retarded cause his only response was should I have said a donkey? God bless people in the trades!