27 Chuck Norris Haiku
1
Bush invades China
secret weapon: Chuck Norris
roundhouse kick to head
2
Tom, this news just in
Chuck Norris vs Godzilla
San Francisco crushed
3
God smites Chuck Norris
karate chop deflection
atheists rejoice
4
Lex Luthor triumphs
Chuck Norris punches baldy
Superman ashamed
5
poet mocks kung fu
Chuck Norris roundhouses haiku
publishers tremble
6
kids, playground, frolic
Chuck Norris vanquishes all
leisure for the weak
7
Buddha, Chuck Norris
debate divinity on hill
roundhouse kick, Chuck wins
8
maternity ward
doctors huddle in horror
Chuck Norris gives birth
9
serene waterfall
tranquil mountain glade with deer
Chuck Norris napalms
10
Passion of the Christ
Chuck Norris dropkicks Jesus
Gibson makes sequel
11
Shakespeare scorns poet
Chuck Norris time travels back
Hamlet in haiku
12
March of the Penguins
Chuck Norris with flamethrower
birds flee in terror
13
Harry Potter whines
Voldemort takes off disguise
reveals Chuck Norris
14
idyllic panda
Chuck Norris creeps in bamboo
clubs panda to death
15
Chuck Norris death strike
Pamela Anderson’s boobs
galaxy implodes
16
fortune cookie say
“Today your luck is super,
Chuck Norris’s better.”
17
miniature space ships
Chuck Norris clones bred in vat
new cure for cancer
18
Chuck Norris Junior
attempts futile patricide
fed to cannibals
19
Martin Luther King
Chuck Norris’s nonviolent path
knock you on your ass
20
Nascar fans dismayed
Chuck Norris causes collision
strides to finish line
21
Barry Bonds steroids
Chuck Norris downs tequila
bats Bonds over fence
22
doctors, lawyers, scientists
children can be anything
except Chuck Norris
23
indestructible
Chuck Norris only loses
to Spongebob Squarepants
24
Chuck Norris launches
conflict negotiations
headbutts Al-Qaeda
25
Hasbro produces
Chuck Norris action figures
toys kill kids, recalled
26
TV disaster
Walker, New Jersey Ranger
canned after pilot
27
gay marriage debate
Chuck Norris equality
roundhouses everyone
Bush invades China
secret weapon: Chuck Norris
roundhouse kick to head
2
Tom, this news just in
Chuck Norris vs Godzilla
San Francisco crushed
3
God smites Chuck Norris
karate chop deflection
atheists rejoice
4
Lex Luthor triumphs
Chuck Norris punches baldy
Superman ashamed
5
poet mocks kung fu
Chuck Norris roundhouses haiku
publishers tremble
6
kids, playground, frolic
Chuck Norris vanquishes all
leisure for the weak
7
Buddha, Chuck Norris
debate divinity on hill
roundhouse kick, Chuck wins
8
maternity ward
doctors huddle in horror
Chuck Norris gives birth
9
serene waterfall
tranquil mountain glade with deer
Chuck Norris napalms
10
Passion of the Christ
Chuck Norris dropkicks Jesus
Gibson makes sequel
11
Shakespeare scorns poet
Chuck Norris time travels back
Hamlet in haiku
12
March of the Penguins
Chuck Norris with flamethrower
birds flee in terror
13
Harry Potter whines
Voldemort takes off disguise
reveals Chuck Norris
14
idyllic panda
Chuck Norris creeps in bamboo
clubs panda to death
15
Chuck Norris death strike
Pamela Anderson’s boobs
galaxy implodes
16
fortune cookie say
“Today your luck is super,
Chuck Norris’s better.”
17
miniature space ships
Chuck Norris clones bred in vat
new cure for cancer
18
Chuck Norris Junior
attempts futile patricide
fed to cannibals
19
Martin Luther King
Chuck Norris’s nonviolent path
knock you on your ass
20
Nascar fans dismayed
Chuck Norris causes collision
strides to finish line
21
Barry Bonds steroids
Chuck Norris downs tequila
bats Bonds over fence
22
doctors, lawyers, scientists
children can be anything
except Chuck Norris
23
indestructible
Chuck Norris only loses
to Spongebob Squarepants
24
Chuck Norris launches
conflict negotiations
headbutts Al-Qaeda
25
Hasbro produces
Chuck Norris action figures
toys kill kids, recalled
26
TV disaster
Walker, New Jersey Ranger
canned after pilot
27
gay marriage debate
Chuck Norris equality
roundhouses everyone