In Honour of our winner...

[conconhead]

Here's a bunch of Columbus Day slogans a friend and I came up with...

happy Coloumbus day.....
here's hoping you dont catch smallpox....

Happy Columbus Day.
Sorry about that enslavement and stealing of the land thing…

Happy Columbus Day
Proof that real men don't NEED to ask for directions.

Happy Columbus Day
Scurvy isn’t just for dogs

Happy Columbus Day
LOOK OUT! IT’S THE EDGE OF THE WORLD!

Happy Columbus Day
East. West. Who gives a ^%$@. It's all the same in the end.

HCD!
Except for the Arawaks…because they’re dead. And that sucks.

Happy Columbus Day
Here's to Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria being full of your seamen.