Episode Review: Season 5, Episode 05

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My thoughts on the episode, written during commercial breaks. Definitely leave me your comments and opinions!

• Okay, here it is, the dreaded Paris Hilton episode. This is either going to kick serious ass or I'm going to be very, very annoyed. @_@ Being Supernatural, my expectations are waaaaay high.
• Okay, two guys swooning over a nice car. Why does this sound familiar? xD Lawlz. I jest. That car is NOT nearly as amazing as the Metallicar. NOT NEARLY.
• Aha, here comes the otherworldly stuff with the red breath.
• AND HOLY SHIT THAT GUY'S MISSING HALF HIS FACE.
• W00t! Together again in the Impala! These are the days I've missed. ;___;
• "I'm sure the apocalypse will still be there when we get back."
• Oh, and there it is: Special Guest Star Paris Hilton. *gag*
• "We're not your typical cops." <--- LAWLZ.
• Ahahahahaa, the look on Dean's face when he heard about James Dean's car. PRICELESS.
• OMG, DEAN IS TALKING TO THE CAR. GUH. "Okay, baby, I'm not gonna hurt you - so don't you hurt me."
• Dean - an agent. PSH.
• So who knew that Abraham Lincoln was a vicious killer? Certainly not me. xD
• So it's looking like there isn't going to be any Castiel in this episode. D: How sad! Suppose he's off looking for God while Sam and Dean get back into the groove of things.
• Okay, this police officer is a complete idiot.
• Oh, Sammy, speak more Spanish.
• LAWLZ: "Alto. Muy alto."
• Mkay, so basically people are getting murdered by their idols? Hm.
• PSH, WAX MUSEUM. WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? WE KNOW YOU DID, MR. HOUSE-OF-WAX-PADALECKI! Also, it just occurred to me - Paris Hilton was in House of Wax with him, wasn't she? Huh.
• Real hat! Aha! I see where this is going.
• "Yeah, that's really cool...ish."
• Uh-oh! Tension, already?! No, Dean, stop it! Dx
• OMG, DEAN IN LINCOLN HAT. I SEE AN ICON IN MY FUTURE.
• OMG, THERE'S A GHANDI ON JARED!
• "You couldn't be a fan of someone cool? Really? Ghandi?"
• Out of curiosity, how did Sam automatically know that the glasses were what Dean needed to burn? Did I miss something there or...?
• Okay, whoa - I totally just missed like ten minutes of the episode! SHIIIIT.
• Paris Hilton has officially entered the storyline. AAAAH, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DISTRACT ME FROM SPN.
• Um, gross?
• Whoa, really nice shot of the Impala with the Winchesters walking toward the camera.
• "Yahtzee."
• Gawd, the depth of the mythological research that goes into this show is insane.
• "Let's go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton."
• I love that Sam whistles - and Dean comes. >D
• "Awesome."
• HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SO SCARY! D>
• Okay, so I don't know if it's just me - but I think it says a lot about Miss Hilton that she was willing to do this, shows (to me, anyway) a certain cense of both humility and humor. So good for her. Even if I'm not exactly her biggest fan. Which could be good, since I never want to die death-by-Paris.
• Aaaand spark go her fingernails. o.o
• "What have they got besides small dogs and spray tans?"
• AHAHAHHAHAA! HOUSE OF WAX REFERENCE! ALSO - LOVE HOW THE CAMERA ZOOMS TO JARED WHEN DEAN SAYS IT. PRIIIICELESS!
• Whoa - that's a decapitated head.
• "Dude, you just got wailed on by Paris Hilton." - "...Shut up."
• "She's sworn off the Simple Life, but..."
• AAAAW, they're kissing and making up! *sniff* Except not literally, which's the only thing that would make this better.
• "You wanna drive?" <--- BEST. MAKEUP LINE. EVER.
• GUH. Fantastic episode! I'm ery pleased.Omg, Japanese gameshow?! xD
• Who else is uber excited for the upcoming episodes?!
• OMG, OLD DEAN?!?!?!?!?!
• Sam! With the sunglasses! GUH. COULDTHEYBEANYHOTTER?!?!?!

Alright, so there's my take! Let me know what ya'll think!