JONT
dorian_mauve calling out some Gary Stu Ross.
"I'm sick of Ross being all about Jonty all the time. If Ross were tasked with writing 'murder' on a wall, he'd write 'JONT.' (Or 'CREW'. Or 'BLAD' for 'blades.') He just has no other thoughts in his head. And Jonty will just look on in horror appreciation."
"Wouldn't Jonty be dead?"
"No, if he died Ross would die. I swear to god, he'd carry Jonty to the hospital in his arms and stay by his bedside all night. And offer him his kidney. 'Take it, I don't need it.' 'But I just skinned my knee.' 'YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STRONG FOR ME.'"
"I'm sick of Ross being all about Jonty all the time. If Ross were tasked with writing 'murder' on a wall, he'd write 'JONT.' (Or 'CREW'. Or 'BLAD' for 'blades.') He just has no other thoughts in his head. And Jonty will just look on in horror appreciation."
"Wouldn't Jonty be dead?"
"No, if he died Ross would die. I swear to god, he'd carry Jonty to the hospital in his arms and stay by his bedside all night. And offer him his kidney. 'Take it, I don't need it.' 'But I just skinned my knee.' 'YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STRONG FOR ME.'"