68th Line Voice;

[concept_killer]

I just wanted to let you know that I'm not a dog, maggot, puppy, cat, or anything animal related. I'm Shiki.

Before you say it, no one owns me.

I'm not a child either!

Comments

[seeking_heat]

I hope not. I'd rather not sign any lease papers.

[concept_killer]

I already know you're planning to charge a re-homing fee.

[seeking_heat]

Anyone who wishes to own my Nii-san should be well off themselves.

[concept_killer]

I don't want anyone to own me.

[seeking_heat]

Too late. I already hold your freedom.

[concept_killer]

I don't think you read the small text. No one owns me.

[seeking_heat]

Read the astrick beneath it. *except my sister Has your eyesight gone that bad?

[concept_killer]

Funny. I don't remember typing out this entry in the first place so there was nothing to see.

[seeking_heat]

Then allow me to be your eyes, so that you may see.

[concept_killer]

There's nothing there to see. No one owns me.

[seeking_heat]

I see a subordinate trying to rebel. Are you siding the proletariat?

[concept_killer]

I'm pretty sure I'm not pro-leotard.

[seeking_heat]

Proletariat! Geez, tell me you at least know of Communism.

[concept_killer]

You mean that whole Mother Russia thing? I fell asleep in class.

[seeking_heat]

Yet you describe the steam from my tea as bourgeoisie?

[concept_killer]

Did you just make up that word?