61st Line

[concept_killer]

Yesterday's pictures brought a good idea to mind. Instead of seeing these embarrassing ones, why don't we just go take our own? If anyone around me wants to take some pictures with me, I'm up for it. I'll keep them on me and see if I can take them with me back home if that ever happens. That way, I can remember all the good times we had

Comments

[i_themagician]

Why don't I take some candid pictures of you and keep them on me instead?

[concept_killer]

If you pop out of my ceiling at night, I swear...

[i_themagician]

You won't know because you'll be asleep.

[concept_killer]

I won't know but Akiha might. She sees all.

[i_themagician]

You've heard about the dragon, the mage, and the halfling, right?

[concept_killer]

...no?

[i_themagician]

Well, a halfling and a wizard ventured into a dragon's den to steal its treasure and inadvertently woke it up. But the mage, being old and feeble, had chosen a partner with short legs for a reason. It meant that he wouldn't need to outrun the dragon necessarily.

[concept_killer]

Are you trying to imply that I have short legs?

[i_themagician]

Short something, in any case.

[concept_killer]

Yeah, I don't know, either.

[i_themagician]

[concept_killer]

Perverted old man.

[i_themagician]

You should talk.

[concept_killer]

Hey! I am not an old man!

[i_themagician]

As if I'm going to believe that. Inside every spry young person just reaching the age of majority there is a cranky and wrinkly octogenarian waiting for his moment to be free.

You don't think anyone saw you buying that case of prune juice last week but oh - I saw you. It's only a matter of time~.

[concept_killer]

Excuse me while I go empty my stomach.