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Something I like to call:
Why Daniel Porter is One of My Three Favorite People in the World
By Celeste Crossman
wholelifestory: hey
justcallmecheez0: hi
wholelifestory: whats up?
justcallmecheez0: haha oh you know the usual
justcallmecheez0: freaked out and thought shea was pregnant
justcallmecheez0: be fat for you?
justcallmecheez0: what?
justcallmecheez0: i don't remember htat
justcallmecheez0: question
justcallmecheez0: are you talking about his penis?
justcallmecheez0: i don't even understand
wholelifestory: hey. in the mood to offend Celeste tonight?
justcallmecheez0: i saw two episodes
justcallmecheez0: no
wholelifestory: Ive always been a trekkie
justcallmecheez0: when i was getting my tires changed
justcallmecheez0: and it was the most rocking thing ever
justcallmecheez0: it was the next generation
justcallmecheez0: and picard found this diesens sphere
wholelifestory: hahah
wholelifestory: I watched that one that dayy
justcallmecheez0: which is that giant sphere around a sun
justcallmecheez0: yeah
justcallmecheez0: and they find fucking scotty
wholelifestory: thats one of my favorite episodess
justcallmecheez0: yeah that was good
justcallmecheez0: i saw the tail end of one where diana turned really old
justcallmecheez0: star treks is fucking awesome
wholelifestory: I do hope you know that you and I have entirely different opionions as far as religion is concerned
wholelifestory: and the class itself is really interesting.
But the project, three homework assigments and book report I have to do arent so much
justcallmecheez0: haha
justcallmecheez0: ah
justcallmecheez0: well, i'm not sure we're so far apart
wholelifestory: I didnt try to omit Jesus from Blindman
justcallmecheez0: lmao
(he really did try to omit Jesus from Blindman!)
justcallmecheez0: lmao
justcallmecheez0: well, get a gun
justcallmecheez0: start talking about manatee's
justcallmecheez0: ask him
justcallmecheez0: "so do you really think that manatees don't contribute anything and don't deserve to live because of it?"
justcallmecheez0: "yeah i do. slut."
justcallmecheez0: and then you taqke out your gun and just tell him to start justifying his existence
justcallmecheez0: maybe to his maker
wholelifestory: so was this just...I dont know, proximity thats got you worried? Or did you two actually?
justcallmecheez0: haha lord no
justcallmecheez0: she's still never touched my penis
justcallmecheez0: its a giant step for a girl
justcallmecheez0: for a guy its just you know, another way to get off
wholelifestory: haha yeah
justcallmecheez0: and bukkake works just fine
justcallmecheez0: yeah?
justcallmecheez0: thats so fantastic
justcallmecheez0: true love celeste
justcallmecheez0: they're in love
justcallmecheez0: night
Why Daniel Porter is One of My Three Favorite People in the World
By Celeste Crossman
wholelifestory: hey
justcallmecheez0: hi
wholelifestory: whats up?
justcallmecheez0: haha oh you know the usual
justcallmecheez0: freaked out and thought shea was pregnant
justcallmecheez0: be fat for you?
justcallmecheez0: what?
justcallmecheez0: i don't remember htat
justcallmecheez0: question
justcallmecheez0: are you talking about his penis?
justcallmecheez0: i don't even understand
wholelifestory: hey. in the mood to offend Celeste tonight?
justcallmecheez0: i saw two episodes
justcallmecheez0: no
wholelifestory: Ive always been a trekkie
justcallmecheez0: when i was getting my tires changed
justcallmecheez0: and it was the most rocking thing ever
justcallmecheez0: it was the next generation
justcallmecheez0: and picard found this diesens sphere
wholelifestory: hahah
wholelifestory: I watched that one that dayy
justcallmecheez0: which is that giant sphere around a sun
justcallmecheez0: yeah
justcallmecheez0: and they find fucking scotty
wholelifestory: thats one of my favorite episodess
justcallmecheez0: yeah that was good
justcallmecheez0: i saw the tail end of one where diana turned really old
justcallmecheez0: star treks is fucking awesome
wholelifestory: I do hope you know that you and I have entirely different opionions as far as religion is concerned
wholelifestory: and the class itself is really interesting.
But the project, three homework assigments and book report I have to do arent so much
justcallmecheez0: haha
justcallmecheez0: ah
justcallmecheez0: well, i'm not sure we're so far apart
wholelifestory: I didnt try to omit Jesus from Blindman
justcallmecheez0: lmao
(he really did try to omit Jesus from Blindman!)
justcallmecheez0: lmao
justcallmecheez0: well, get a gun
justcallmecheez0: start talking about manatee's
justcallmecheez0: ask him
justcallmecheez0: "so do you really think that manatees don't contribute anything and don't deserve to live because of it?"
justcallmecheez0: "yeah i do. slut."
justcallmecheez0: and then you taqke out your gun and just tell him to start justifying his existence
justcallmecheez0: maybe to his maker
wholelifestory: so was this just...I dont know, proximity thats got you worried? Or did you two actually?
justcallmecheez0: haha lord no
justcallmecheez0: she's still never touched my penis
justcallmecheez0: its a giant step for a girl
justcallmecheez0: for a guy its just you know, another way to get off
wholelifestory: haha yeah
justcallmecheez0: and bukkake works just fine
justcallmecheez0: yeah?
justcallmecheez0: thats so fantastic
justcallmecheez0: true love celeste
justcallmecheez0: they're in love
justcallmecheez0: night