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I believe we have our answer about the Deities' idea of a proper ... celebration for such a holiday, Harry. A sudden bunch of crowds and doubling our business. I believe I saw several doubles and triples walking around, as well as some people who looked as if they could have been brought in by a cat. But then again, my cat wouldn't bother with such things. She likes prizes, you see.
All the same, business doubled yesterday, which was interesting enough. Due course, in a way, though I must admit that it was rather irritating to find several people bemused with my presence. One such conversation went a little like this:
"Why aren't you here?"
"I work here. It's a little obvious, really."
"But we don't like you. You shouldn't be anywhere."
And so on. They mentioned things about me always getting in the way, and how I ruined everything, and how one little man could've been saved if it weren't for me. But they were rather vague about who and what, too red in the face at my mere presence. At least they bothered to spend their money. I realise such things as travelling to an unknown land and being forced to manoeuvre about it can be quite devastating; I should also add that during this time of devastation, I should like to be giving cause to such verbal onslaught. I'm quite good at that form of friendliness when I want to be, after all!
As it is, I do have a more important thing to discuss. It's come to my attention that there are certain individuals here in the City, demon hunters, they call themselves, who are hiring young teenagers for positions without even giving them the qualifications. And this is only what I have discerned from the network itself. While I cannot stop little boys from trying to play hero, I find this all rather ridiculous. There are, in fact, demons here. Vampires, too. But we all knew this, didn't we? Playing with fire in the wrong way can earn you severe burns, so I would like to suggest you use your brain before you start pursuing this, or dragging others along with your little sociopathic dreams. It's a little disgusting, but I shouldn't be surprised.
I do, however, have no desire to make any further attempts to stop you. What you do is your business, and if you are hurt for it-or even caught, ever so easily, by a police force that watches this network-it's no problem of mine. But I do suggest you train your little partners better. We have a fair amount of information over such things at my store, actually. Amulets and Enchantments. A little place, but it's nice, and it obviously is a better hand at this than you'll ever be. Whoever you are. Though even being vague, I believe the message is quite clear, yeah?
I suppose I haven't entirely mustered up surprise over this. People like you lot exist everywhere with your terrible ideas, don't you?
All the same, business doubled yesterday, which was interesting enough. Due course, in a way, though I must admit that it was rather irritating to find several people bemused with my presence. One such conversation went a little like this:
"Why aren't you here?"
"I work here. It's a little obvious, really."
"But we don't like you. You shouldn't be anywhere."
And so on. They mentioned things about me always getting in the way, and how I ruined everything, and how one little man could've been saved if it weren't for me. But they were rather vague about who and what, too red in the face at my mere presence. At least they bothered to spend their money. I realise such things as travelling to an unknown land and being forced to manoeuvre about it can be quite devastating; I should also add that during this time of devastation, I should like to be giving cause to such verbal onslaught. I'm quite good at that form of friendliness when I want to be, after all!
As it is, I do have a more important thing to discuss. It's come to my attention that there are certain individuals here in the City, demon hunters, they call themselves, who are hiring young teenagers for positions without even giving them the qualifications. And this is only what I have discerned from the network itself. While I cannot stop little boys from trying to play hero, I find this all rather ridiculous. There are, in fact, demons here. Vampires, too. But we all knew this, didn't we? Playing with fire in the wrong way can earn you severe burns, so I would like to suggest you use your brain before you start pursuing this, or dragging others along with your little sociopathic dreams. It's a little disgusting, but I shouldn't be surprised.
I do, however, have no desire to make any further attempts to stop you. What you do is your business, and if you are hurt for it-or even caught, ever so easily, by a police force that watches this network-it's no problem of mine. But I do suggest you train your little partners better. We have a fair amount of information over such things at my store, actually. Amulets and Enchantments. A little place, but it's nice, and it obviously is a better hand at this than you'll ever be. Whoever you are. Though even being vague, I believe the message is quite clear, yeah?
I suppose I haven't entirely mustered up surprise over this. People like you lot exist everywhere with your terrible ideas, don't you?