lead me to a living and i promise that i'd entertain my crippled friend
YEAH, thats my byron! Mind you, he was doing this at 9:00 in the morning without warming up
AND NOW that i have your attention,MY STORY:
This story is about
the ironies of life
the tragedies of life
the beauties of life
the addictions of life
and the frankies of life.
ONE day there lived a girl named ilana november...
she enjoyed the fine casualties of living
an amazing best friend.
and a long lost twin sister
But ilana grew tired of her life, and decided to test out the wild life
so she found her way into the ruler of the nesquick/russia's palace, little did she know everything wasn't exactly thumbs up with her behavior.
BUT the russian government wasn't mad, they were just disappointed. plus, they loved nina simone
so they made her do a tribal dance
AND they made her bring along an innocent friend.
AND THEN a horrible thing happened
she tripped over her own feet! and! became a cripple. she had remembered how it was to be a cripple in her past life when she was baby moses
she was devastated.
she didn't know where to turn.
so she asked her best friend, but he was occupied.
the only place she could think of turning to, was the land of substances
alcohol.
LSD
and orange flavored crack sticks!
BUT ONE DAY, during one of her trips she saw god
and he told her to get her curly q head out of the gutter and into the spirit of jesus
no offense to his son or anything, but christianity wasn't really her 'thang'
so she traveled by way of shopping cart for 80 years, and finally met the two wisest men on the planet
and they told her that they loved and would help anyone, except blond curly headed jews.
MEANWHILE...her twin sister was looking EVERYWHERE for her.
she swam the atlantic
she thoroughly questioned every person she crossed about her missing twin sister
started a family of her own
she even met some of her idols!
and then a kind stranger told her where ilana was.
and everything went back to normal because ilana's twin sister was too lazy to think of a good ending and put in the rest of the picutres she took on the last few days of school
THE END