Dan in real life
Okay. I started watching a movie tonight called "Dan in real life". Within 1/2 hour I was bored and ignoring it. But, for some reason the title stuck with me. So I decided that I would try, for a while at least, to document Conandammit in real life, here. I will pull no punches, I will spare nothing. just straight up Conandammit. Pretty boring, really. Most posts should only be a paragraph or less long. I don't expect comments.
Friday Feb 10, 2012. I woke up early, actually 10 minutes before the alarm, at 7:50 am. I had to piss so I decided to just get the fuck up. After pissing, I turned on the radio and cooked up a 3 egg breakfast. I regretted turning on the radio, since it is beggar week for the public radio. Fuck, I have no $ to give you bitches, leave me be. After breakfast I decided to tackle a job that has bothered me since I moved in a year ago. One of the dining room windows has trim that has warped from water leakeage. I decided to fix it. I removed the filthy horizontal blind and washed it in the shower. After that I pried out the bent piece of trim and soaked it in water. While it was soaking I cleaned out the other trim of debris and pounded it all back into place. (up to 1/4 inch gaps fixed). I then took the piece of trim and put it in vices to straighten it out.
Now I have to wait at least 24 hours. I got bored. I cleaned, picked up all the garbage. I discovered that I was out of kitchen garbage bags. It was too cold to go to the store. I went back to bed. I slept for many hours.
I awoke to the phone ringing, it was Sherry. Her brother owed her $20. did I want it, and a ride to run errands? Hell yeah! Al came and we went to the Dollar store where I got some sunflower seeds and black pepper. Then off to RC liquor where I got a 12 of Ranger. Al brought me home.
I spent the next several hours watching Danish movies. Then I got out some beers and started watching a Romanian film. In no short time I was craving a tit to fill my hand. After a few txt messages things got out of hand with Sherry. Here I am. What do I have to do to get my hands on some tits?
listening to Metallica's "Kill 'Em All" Album, in honor of Cliff Burton's 50th birthday. Miss you, Wonder what Metallica would sound like today had you lived?
Friday Feb 10, 2012. I woke up early, actually 10 minutes before the alarm, at 7:50 am. I had to piss so I decided to just get the fuck up. After pissing, I turned on the radio and cooked up a 3 egg breakfast. I regretted turning on the radio, since it is beggar week for the public radio. Fuck, I have no $ to give you bitches, leave me be. After breakfast I decided to tackle a job that has bothered me since I moved in a year ago. One of the dining room windows has trim that has warped from water leakeage. I decided to fix it. I removed the filthy horizontal blind and washed it in the shower. After that I pried out the bent piece of trim and soaked it in water. While it was soaking I cleaned out the other trim of debris and pounded it all back into place. (up to 1/4 inch gaps fixed). I then took the piece of trim and put it in vices to straighten it out.
Now I have to wait at least 24 hours. I got bored. I cleaned, picked up all the garbage. I discovered that I was out of kitchen garbage bags. It was too cold to go to the store. I went back to bed. I slept for many hours.
I awoke to the phone ringing, it was Sherry. Her brother owed her $20. did I want it, and a ride to run errands? Hell yeah! Al came and we went to the Dollar store where I got some sunflower seeds and black pepper. Then off to RC liquor where I got a 12 of Ranger. Al brought me home.
I spent the next several hours watching Danish movies. Then I got out some beers and started watching a Romanian film. In no short time I was craving a tit to fill my hand. After a few txt messages things got out of hand with Sherry. Here I am. What do I have to do to get my hands on some tits?
listening to Metallica's "Kill 'Em All" Album, in honor of Cliff Burton's 50th birthday. Miss you, Wonder what Metallica would sound like today had you lived?