The Deliverator...

[conana]

does not drive a hummer. Domino's is apparently unaware of this; I was rather disturbed earlier this week to find myself biking behind what I assumed was a pizza delivery H2. Since then I have seen two other H2's painted with advertising, one for Verizon; the last company I failed to note. I suppose it's a reasonable place to advertise; the fuel

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[ubersturm]

The Deliverator's car is much more l33t than a Hummer. Perhaps it's the threatening countdown, or the slick pizza-delivery mechanism. Or maybe the fact that it's staffed by the Metaverse's best swordsman.

If the drivers aren't capable of defeating hordes of Tajikistani cab-drivers in a parking-lot melee, they're totally not worth the price of their Hummers.