Football Sucks
I really don't want to go to the bullshit football game tonight. It is my last one and so it is the senior show, which promises gayness abound. Here is the order of events
Pick up my retard friend Mike and go to the motorcycle showroom
Go to the Middle School Band room for pre-pregame dukey at 5:00
Drop my baton in pregame
Halftime show- Senior prank (gay as 2 buttfucking pirates who do pilates while eating cucumbers)
Leave- wait, things are actually getting better!
Hang out with Ian, Kevin, Elliot and maybe someone else
The last part of the list is gonna be fun, but the unfunninating thing about it all is that I am the least popular of the bunch and I really feel shitty when they start talking about girls. Damn is that depressing. I always feel like I am so behind and like I will never find a girl who reciprocates my feelings. And then I bite my junior bacon cheeseburger and things aren't so bad. Heh heh
Pick up my retard friend Mike and go to the motorcycle showroom
Go to the Middle School Band room for pre-pregame dukey at 5:00
Drop my baton in pregame
Halftime show- Senior prank (gay as 2 buttfucking pirates who do pilates while eating cucumbers)
Leave- wait, things are actually getting better!
Hang out with Ian, Kevin, Elliot and maybe someone else
The last part of the list is gonna be fun, but the unfunninating thing about it all is that I am the least popular of the bunch and I really feel shitty when they start talking about girls. Damn is that depressing. I always feel like I am so behind and like I will never find a girl who reciprocates my feelings. And then I bite my junior bacon cheeseburger and things aren't so bad. Heh heh