Step 1: Put your media player on random.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
1. I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting.
2. Again last night I had that strange dream. Where everything was exactly how it seemed.
3. In your eyes you've already spread my thighs and you're rockin' to the next big thing.
4. Cept John Wayne was a nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk.
5. Turn off the lights and shake your hips. Let's make like a couplet, like 2 pairs of lips.
6. Watching some good friends screaming "let me out!"
7. Popular mechanics for broken hearts could help me now.
8. Where's Ann been? She pours herself a don't-ask gin.
9. This intergalactic subatomic particle breeze.
10. I will be your accident if you will be my ambulance
And I will be your screech and crash if you will be my crutch and cast
And I will be your one more time if you will be my one last chance
11. And it's true we named our children after towns, that we'd never been to.
12. I'm not living. I'm just killing time.
13. This would still feel dumb. Back where you're from.
14. Bang bang you're dead hole in your head.
15. If you can hear a piano fall, you can hear me coming down the hall.
16. We've got rules and maps and guns in our backs, but we still
can't just behave ourselves, even if to save our own lives. So,
says I, "We are a brutal kind."
17. Or come from out of the tunnels we dig in
To see that tunneling's not living
And working doesn't work
Or come to find that loving is labor
Labor's life and life's forever
18. Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
19. And how it whispered “Oh, adhere to me for we are bound by symmetry"
20. Can't ask for more, so why unfulfilled? We take apart everything we build.
21. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
22. Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
23. Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels cry.
24. Washed my face in the rivers of empire. Made my bed from the cardboard crate.
25. This is why I am lying when I say that I don't love you no more.
phew... I'll post the answers in a few days.