WARNING!
heed my words,
do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go see "Wolverine".
After suffering quietly through the abortion that was X-Men and Spiderman 3, enough is enough.
I'm not going to go into depth as to why it was bad. Rent it in a month if you want to know why. But let's not encourage any more of these movies that rape and behead my childhood comic-book reader memories. Yes, I am obviously a BIG fan of superhero movies. No, I would NOT recommend this one to anyone, even my worst enemy.
Looking for a faithful adaptation of a comic-book character and story? Not here.
Looking for a fun action-filled "blow 'em up" movie? Nope, more like 2 hours of talking.
Looking for a manly main character who does not grow a vagina every 5 minutes? Check with Crank 2.
Looking for something that wasn't cobbled together over a weekend with leftover props from Austin Powers? Wrong again.
There is NO reasonable explanation of WHY this movie was rated above 1 star.
I've seen better scrips and acting in "Toxic Avenger" and "Ilsa" series.
do NOT, under ANY circumstances, go see "Wolverine".
After suffering quietly through the abortion that was X-Men and Spiderman 3, enough is enough.
I'm not going to go into depth as to why it was bad. Rent it in a month if you want to know why. But let's not encourage any more of these movies that rape and behead my childhood comic-book reader memories. Yes, I am obviously a BIG fan of superhero movies. No, I would NOT recommend this one to anyone, even my worst enemy.
Looking for a faithful adaptation of a comic-book character and story? Not here.
Looking for a fun action-filled "blow 'em up" movie? Nope, more like 2 hours of talking.
Looking for a manly main character who does not grow a vagina every 5 minutes? Check with Crank 2.
Looking for something that wasn't cobbled together over a weekend with leftover props from Austin Powers? Wrong again.
There is NO reasonable explanation of WHY this movie was rated above 1 star.
I've seen better scrips and acting in "Toxic Avenger" and "Ilsa" series.