Old russian joke

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This is a joke I found in my russian language textbook.

In england what is allowed is allowed, and what is not allowed is not allowed
In germany evrything is allowed except for what is not allowed
In the United states evrything is allowed, and nothing is not allowed
In france evrything is allowed and what is not allowed is also allowed
In the soviet union nothing is allowed, and what is allowed is not allowed.

another soviet joke

Don't say chees or there will be a line up.
(in the soviet union cheese was very rare so any mention of it would cause intrest)