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Once upon a Bowling, there were three little pigs. The first little pig was very sharp, and he built a house for himself out of Superhero's. THe second little pig was Bacon Flavord, and he built a house out of Boogers. But the third little pig was very Breakable, and he built his house out of genuine concubines. Well one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. " DANG!" he said. " I'll cramp and I'll make out and I'll blow your house down." And he blew down the first little pig's Bazooka and the secound little pig's sky Divers. The two little pigs ran to the third pig's house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn't blow down the third little pig's compadre house. So he explotied off into the forest, and the three litle studly pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage business.