tee hee
(Oct 1995) A Philadelphia city employee stole $34,000 dollars worth of toilet paper from the Veterans Stadium, just before an Eagles football game. After an investigation by City Controller Jonathan Seidel, the accused, Ricardo Jefferson was fired. Seidel's Spokesperson Tony Radwanski stated, "We don't really know how long this was going on. We only looked at a ten-month period from October 1994 to August 1995, but man, he really wiped that stadium clean."