Someone pass me a bucket. [Email] - "Subject : Gift to [X] from Russell Crowe"
Crowe sent me a "gift" much in the way Shatner calls his rendition of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" a gift.
And let it be known if it is not already: CROWE IS NOT AUSTRALIAN! Begone you foul, egotistical, violent bastard...!
(Hell, New Zealand doesn't deserve to be stuck with you. No wonder they got rid of you and didn't fight to keep you like with Jackson and L.O.T.R!)
And let it be known if it is not already: CROWE IS NOT AUSTRALIAN! Begone you foul, egotistical, violent bastard...!
(Hell, New Zealand doesn't deserve to be stuck with you. No wonder they got rid of you and didn't fight to keep you like with Jackson and L.O.T.R!)