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OH GOD I AM SO GLAD I WENT TO LAUGHLIN I HAD A BOMB ASS TIME SORRY TO ALL MY READERS BUT I WAS A SLUT IN LAUGHLIN. FIRST OFF I WAS TIPSY THE WHOLE TIME WHICH MADE FOR SOME FUN TIMES I DIDNT FISH CUZ I DONT HAVE A LICENSEBUT I GOT LIKE THIRTY STORIES ILL TELL YOU ONE I RODE JET SKIS FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OFF TWICE THE FIRST TIME WAS BAD CAUSE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE LIKE TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE SOME CAME TO HELP ME THEN I GOT REAL FANCY THE NEXT AND RODE MY COUSIN ON TH BACK THE LITTLE BITCH DIDNT TELL ME SHE COULDNT SWIM TILL WE FELL IN NA D SHE WAS DROWMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE SO I HAD TO PUT HER ON MY BACK AND SWIM ALL THE WAY TO THE SHORE AND I SMOKE SO I WAS FCKING TIRED I GOT A NEW RESPECT FOR LIFEGUARDS MAN