Popping my live journal cherry
So after a month of watching jeff cry at his keyboard like a little girl while he types his life away on livejournal i've decided i would register and share the taint of myself with the world. I'll start off by recapping the week for my veiwers. This week has been a pretty decent week, school has been mostly uneventful and work has been steadily improving. This week jeff started going to the gym with me to try and get "buff" or some chit. So first day we roll in there and it just happens to be a shoulder day. I personally got in a pretty good work out and it seemed like jeff was going to be a good workout partner (at least compared to my last one). Next morning (tuesday) jeff is crying like a little bitch once again because he's so sore. "My shoulders hurt ryan, why do i have to endure so much pain just to be a pretty boy?" that was basicly all i got that whole morning. Crying. Whining. "Why me Ryan"? That evening we had a leg day at the gym. rather uneventful. next day bicep day. I got an excellent workout and every once in awhile had to take a minute out of my routine to help spot jeff doing bicep curls with those cute little pink weights that they give small children and really hot strippers. I got my new brake lights in for my car today btw. that was pimp. Thursday morning rolls around. I am awakened by the sweet sounds of the KNIGHTRIDER theme playing on my cell phone. I pick it up..who ever could it be? Why its the finest Ho in my Ho stable, Jeff Bevel. Since i have all my ho's in my stable trained the first thing jeff asks me is what i want from starbucks. Now we are all in the "office". Jeff's girlfriend broke up with him last night apparently. I'll save the drama for another time. But basicly it came down like
this and i quote "She ripped my heart out, threw it around, rubbed out one of her marlboro reds on it and then proceeded to laugh in his face while he sat there and took it...like the little ho he is. Both me and jason agree. He should have seen this chit coming. It was like a trainwreck waiting to happen. To add insult to injury all morning jeff is crying that the cute little pink weights he was lifting made his precious little arms sore. Funny thing is, even with those swell weights he lifts. jeff is still a primo partner compared to my last workout buddy. DIE SETH YOUR AN ASSHOLE! and be more cool to your wife seth or i'll cut you in your sleep.
So those are the finer points of the week that are really relevent to the world. This weekend proves to be promising. I'll be installing my pimping new brakelights on the trans am tomorrow, changing the oil, and probably throwing a coat of polish on. Yup some quality time with the only girl in my Ho Stable (tm) who doesnt backtalk me and always puts out when i give it to her roughstyle.
this and i quote "She ripped my heart out, threw it around, rubbed out one of her marlboro reds on it and then proceeded to laugh in his face while he sat there and took it...like the little ho he is. Both me and jason agree. He should have seen this chit coming. It was like a trainwreck waiting to happen. To add insult to injury all morning jeff is crying that the cute little pink weights he was lifting made his precious little arms sore. Funny thing is, even with those swell weights he lifts. jeff is still a primo partner compared to my last workout buddy. DIE SETH YOUR AN ASSHOLE! and be more cool to your wife seth or i'll cut you in your sleep.
So those are the finer points of the week that are really relevent to the world. This weekend proves to be promising. I'll be installing my pimping new brakelights on the trans am tomorrow, changing the oil, and probably throwing a coat of polish on. Yup some quality time with the only girl in my Ho Stable (tm) who doesnt backtalk me and always puts out when i give it to her roughstyle.