haha u know u go to Central when...
-Town is a total of about 5 miles, but it takes you 15 to get across it.
-You can’t manage to make it to your 9 am class, but you never miss a 7 am tailgating call.
-You’ve been told by Preacher Rick that you are going to hell.
-You have Central Girls by DJ Greenup on your Ipod.
-Driving off campus is like waiting in line for Top Thrill Dragster, except there’s nothing exciting at the end.
-You use more gas in the parking lot, waiting for a spot, then you do driving home.
-You know what the “medallion” is and you stay up till 4am looking for it.
-Tailgating is an Olympic sport.
-Teachers understand that Friday is a holiday
-You know how to pronounce Anspach
- You have completley embarassed yourself at lil chef more than once
-You've gone tailgating, walked through the gate to "get counted", and went right back out.
-You still don't understand why those giant puddles in front of the SAC are called "ponds"
-You know that the SAC is somewhere you go, not a part of the human anatomy.
-You can wear maroon and gold/a central t-shirt everyday for a week straight because they give away so many free shirts.
-You have never been more excited than when you moved back in last fall and saw that Taco Bell was finally open 24hours.
-You've broken the suspension on your car at the
intersection of Mission and Broomfield
- You were dissapointed that Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Forever21, Victorias Secret, Express, The Buckle, ect. are all at least an hour away, but have learned how to make one good looking outfit with just TJ Max, Pennys and Old Navy.
-you spend tuesday at "o'kels" wednesday at "the bin" and thursday at "the stone"
-you skip class when its raining, but have no problem
walking to mainstreet during a monsoon
-when you ask your roommate "you want anything from the store?" they know exactly what you're talking about
-you dont get ID'd at the store anymore
-you're friends with the bouncer at o'kellys, the stone,
and the pub
-you've been told to follow the train tracks home after a night out
-you know what the RFOC is
-you have the drunk tank's number on speed dial
-You get "stalked" every time you walk out to your car
-"The Towers" don't make you think of New York City.
-You've referred to the RFOC as "RFUCK"
-You regretfully spent one night getting molested at the Wayside, and then somehow continue to get talked into joining your friends there...
-You thanked God himself for switching Broomfield to Michigan Lefts, instead of the deadly free-for-all that it once was.
-you come to expect coach kelly to try and pull at least one trick play out of his ass per game!
-half of the girls in your friday morning classes have red X's on the sides of their faces.
-You've used the phrase "good in the SAC" in a non-sexual sort of way.
-Hearing the word "Trout" reminds you of where you passed out last weekend, not the big fish you caught last summer.
-When someone asks you if you're going to "His House," you don't know if he means an actual house or a church.
-You know what the Warriner circle is and avoid it at all cost
-The elevators stop at every floor but the doors don't open
-During ice storms school closes after all the ice has cleared up instead of in the AM when it's the worst.
-You have been pulled over by the county police, CMU police, State police, tribal police, etc. . .
-You think Krapohls and Assmans are perfectly normal names for a business
-Your classes are virtually empty the morning of November 15th
-You have seen more than 5 cars in the ditch at one time on Deerfield Rd. in the winter
-You know that the Underground Party store isn't really underground anymore
- Island Park ice tea tastes a little better than a Long Island
-You have regular conversations about how taco bell should deliver, and how much more money they would make if they did
-you see little kids being forced by their parents to pick up beer cans, not just on the weekends, but every day of the week
-More booty calls take place on tuesdays and thursdays....than fridays and saturdays
-98% of your orientation group dropped out.....the first semester.
-you know a guy that has hooked up with 5 of your friends.
-girls go to the SAC to look cute in their outfits, not to workout
-You can’t manage to make it to your 9 am class, but you never miss a 7 am tailgating call.
-You’ve been told by Preacher Rick that you are going to hell.
-You have Central Girls by DJ Greenup on your Ipod.
-Driving off campus is like waiting in line for Top Thrill Dragster, except there’s nothing exciting at the end.
-You use more gas in the parking lot, waiting for a spot, then you do driving home.
-You know what the “medallion” is and you stay up till 4am looking for it.
-Tailgating is an Olympic sport.
-Teachers understand that Friday is a holiday
-You know how to pronounce Anspach
- You have completley embarassed yourself at lil chef more than once
-You've gone tailgating, walked through the gate to "get counted", and went right back out.
-You still don't understand why those giant puddles in front of the SAC are called "ponds"
-You know that the SAC is somewhere you go, not a part of the human anatomy.
-You can wear maroon and gold/a central t-shirt everyday for a week straight because they give away so many free shirts.
-You have never been more excited than when you moved back in last fall and saw that Taco Bell was finally open 24hours.
-You've broken the suspension on your car at the
intersection of Mission and Broomfield
- You were dissapointed that Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Forever21, Victorias Secret, Express, The Buckle, ect. are all at least an hour away, but have learned how to make one good looking outfit with just TJ Max, Pennys and Old Navy.
-you spend tuesday at "o'kels" wednesday at "the bin" and thursday at "the stone"
-you skip class when its raining, but have no problem
walking to mainstreet during a monsoon
-when you ask your roommate "you want anything from the store?" they know exactly what you're talking about
-you dont get ID'd at the store anymore
-you're friends with the bouncer at o'kellys, the stone,
and the pub
-you've been told to follow the train tracks home after a night out
-you know what the RFOC is
-you have the drunk tank's number on speed dial
-You get "stalked" every time you walk out to your car
-"The Towers" don't make you think of New York City.
-You've referred to the RFOC as "RFUCK"
-You regretfully spent one night getting molested at the Wayside, and then somehow continue to get talked into joining your friends there...
-You thanked God himself for switching Broomfield to Michigan Lefts, instead of the deadly free-for-all that it once was.
-you come to expect coach kelly to try and pull at least one trick play out of his ass per game!
-half of the girls in your friday morning classes have red X's on the sides of their faces.
-You've used the phrase "good in the SAC" in a non-sexual sort of way.
-Hearing the word "Trout" reminds you of where you passed out last weekend, not the big fish you caught last summer.
-When someone asks you if you're going to "His House," you don't know if he means an actual house or a church.
-You know what the Warriner circle is and avoid it at all cost
-The elevators stop at every floor but the doors don't open
-During ice storms school closes after all the ice has cleared up instead of in the AM when it's the worst.
-You have been pulled over by the county police, CMU police, State police, tribal police, etc. . .
-You think Krapohls and Assmans are perfectly normal names for a business
-Your classes are virtually empty the morning of November 15th
-You have seen more than 5 cars in the ditch at one time on Deerfield Rd. in the winter
-You know that the Underground Party store isn't really underground anymore
- Island Park ice tea tastes a little better than a Long Island
-You have regular conversations about how taco bell should deliver, and how much more money they would make if they did
-you see little kids being forced by their parents to pick up beer cans, not just on the weekends, but every day of the week
-More booty calls take place on tuesdays and thursdays....than fridays and saturdays
-98% of your orientation group dropped out.....the first semester.
-you know a guy that has hooked up with 5 of your friends.
-girls go to the SAC to look cute in their outfits, not to workout