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Jul 09, 2007 00:53

For the first time in my entire life I woke up this morning really, really, really, REALLY wanting to have sex.

To the point that I made out with four people on the bus before they threw me off. Because apparently I was being indecent. Is pulling off a guy's shirt on a crowded bus indecent? I didn't think it was, either!

One of those people didn't want to make out with me though. ;_; She must have been straight. And in fact she hit me kind of hard. NO TASTE WHATSOEVER.

OH RIGHT!!! SO. Does anyone want to have sex with me? =D I'm extremely attractive and above the age of consent! =D =D =D =D =D Don't let me being a virgin stop you!! And if you're already IN a relationship-- one night stands are A-OK with me! =D

You know you want me.

An-chaaaaaaaaaaan can I marry you? ^___________^
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